Dirty Pirate Jokes

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if i were a pirate mechanic, you would be my wench. get it? wench? huh?

fine. well,  you then.
if i were a pirate mechanic, you would be my wench. get it? wench? huh?

fine. well, you then.


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im not saying she is a dirty pirate oker, but

captain morgan might have tapped it a couple of times
im not saying she is a dirty pirate oker, but

captain morgan might have tapped it a couple of times


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i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty
i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

Funny Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  Funny Men Quotes,  
    
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Arrr! I found me last booty!
Arrr! I found me last booty!

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Every pirates greatest dream...

...A sunken chest.
Every pirates greatest dream...

...A sunken chest.


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sorry your surgery made you hurt in tender areas. i pe this pirate ship makes you smile.

get well soon.
sorry your surgery made you hurt in tender areas. i pe this pirate ship makes you smile.

get well soon.


Funny Ecards,  Get Well Humor,  Funny Get Well Soon Ecards,  
    
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I sure would like to pillage yer booty.

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I am a love pirate. I like your boooty arrrgh.

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There was an old pirate named Bates
Who was learning to rumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.


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A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants...The bartender says "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds "ARGH! it drives me nuts!"

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