Dirty Puns

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Her: "You ain't ready for this wet wet.

Me:
Her: "You ain't ready for this wet wet.

Me:


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bae: my jaw hurts. w long do i have to do this for?

me:
bae: my jaw hurts. w long do i have to do this for?

me:


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mexican word of the day: chicken finger

my wife said she don't need me anymore chicken finger herself
mexican word of the day: chicken finger

my wife said she don't need me anymore chicken finger herself


Memes,  Chicken Puns,  Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  
    
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Her: You're always on your phone, how come you never pay attention to ME?!

Him: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I finger it, Karen.
Her: You're always on your phone, how come you never pay attention to ME?!

Him: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I finger it, Karen.


Memes,  Cell Phone Addiction,  Best Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Now that's a rock bottom I'm tryna hit
Now that's a rock bottom I'm tryna hit

Memes,  Butt Humor,  Rock Puns,  
    
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How I want my Valentines to
How I want my Valentines to

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flight attendant: can i offer some free had pnes?

guy: definitely but w did you know my name is pnes
flight attendant: can i offer some free had pnes?

guy: definitely but w did you know my name is pnes


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To honor his legacy

All erections will be at half mast
To honor his legacy

All erections will be at half mast


Memes,  Dick Puns,  
    
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i met a girl with 12 nipples today. sounds weird, dozen
i met a girl with 12 nipples today. sounds weird, dozen

Memes,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Tit Jokes,  
    
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hurricane katia

hurricane irma

hurricane jose

florida
hurricane katia

hurricane irma

hurricane jose

florida


Memes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  Storm Jokes,  
    
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her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter?

me:
her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter?

me:


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"You can cause permanent damage to your retinas if you don't wear eye protection viewing a solar eclipse"

Sorry using protection just takes away all the feeling
"You can cause permanent damage to your retinas if you don't wear eye protection viewing a solar eclipse"

Sorry using protection just takes away all the feeling


Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  
    
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when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"
when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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why is it called boob sweat and not humidities
why is it called boob sweat and not humidities

Memes,  Humidity Jokes,  
    
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she only like my cuz my
she only like my cuz my

Memes,  Funny Restaurant Signs,  
    
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