Dirty Puns

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To honor his legacy

All erections will be at half mast
To honor his legacy

All erections will be at half mast


Memes,  Dick Puns,  
    
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i met a girl with 12 nipples today. sounds weird, dozen
i met a girl with 12 nipples today. sounds weird, dozen

Memes,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Tit Jokes,  
    
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hurricane katia

hurricane irma

hurricane jose

florida
hurricane katia

hurricane irma

hurricane jose

florida


Memes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  Storm Jokes,  
    
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her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter?

me:
her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter?

me:


Memes,  Yearbook Memes,  
    
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"You can cause permanent damage to your retinas if you don't wear eye protection viewing a solar eclipse"

Sorry using protection just takes away all the feeling
"You can cause permanent damage to your retinas if you don't wear eye protection viewing a solar eclipse"

Sorry using protection just takes away all the feeling


Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  
    
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when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"
when you ask "what do you wanna eat?" and he says "you"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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why is it called boob sweat and not humidities
why is it called boob sweat and not humidities

Memes,  Humidity Jokes,  
    
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she only like my cuz my
she only like my cuz my

Memes,  Funny Restaurant Signs,  
    
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Joe: Can  pls say "Urine for a great 4 years" when I see him

Barack: No.

Joe: Pls

#GoldenShowers
Joe: Can pls say "Urine for a great 4 years" when I see him

Barack: No.

Joe: Pls

#GoldenShowers


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  Obama Biden Memes,  
    
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yo, this piece of meat needs to chill tf out
yo, this piece of meat needs to chill tf out

Memes,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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"How did you and Donald meet?"

Melania: It was love at first a first grab
"How did you and Donald meet?"

Melania: It was love at first a first grab


Memes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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this is what happens when

you sw your ding dong to a
this is what happens when

you sw your ding dong to a


Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: have you always known you wanted to work at a sperm bank?

guy: i knew once i came here

interviewer: haha get a load of this guy

guy: literally

interviewer: welcome aboard
interviewer: have you always known you wanted to work at a sperm bank?

guy: i knew once i came here

interviewer: haha get a load of this guy

guy: literally

interviewer: welcome aboard



Memes,  Sperm Jokes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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me: babe what's for dinner?

her: (opens legs)

me: ....so arby's?
me: babe what's for dinner?

her: (opens legs)

me: ....so arby's?


Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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happy nurses week!!

size does matter
happy nurses week!!

size does matter


Nurse Puns,  Nursing Jokes,  
    
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