Dirty Question And Answer Jokes

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what do you call it when  people smoke ?

fruit roll up
what do you call it when people smoke ?

fruit roll up


Memes,  Best Gay Joke,  
    
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w do you embarr an archeologist? 

give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
w do you embarr an archeologist?

give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


Archaeologist Jokes,  Tampon Jokes,  Period Jokes,  
    
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what is the difference between justin bieber and christopher reeve? 

one of them has balls and it ain't bieber.
what is the difference between justin bieber and christopher reeve?

one of them has balls and it ain't bieber.


Funny Justin Bieber Jokes,  Christopher Reeve Jokes,  
    
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what do toy trains and boobs have in common?

they're both intended for children, but it's the fathers that end up playing with them!
what do toy trains and boobs have in common?

they're both intended for children, but it's the fathers that end up playing with them!


Memes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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q: what is the definition of safe sex down in wyoming? 

a: placing signs on the animals that kick.
q: what is the definition of safe sex down in wyoming?

a: placing signs on the animals that kick.


Wyoming State Jokes,  
    
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w do people in wyoming celebrate halloween?

pump kin!
w do people in wyoming celebrate halloween?

pump kin!


Wyoming State Jokes,  Pumpkin Jokes,  Halloween Joke,  
    
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why did god create men? because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
why did god create men? because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Vibrator Jokes,  I Hate Men Jokes,  
    
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if a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies?
if a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies?

Funny Jokes,  
    
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what do rednecks do on halloween?
what do rednecks do on halloween?

Funny Jokes,  Pumpkin Jokes,  Funny Redneck Jokes,  
    
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what do you call a male cow masturbating?
what do you call a male cow masturbating?


Funny Jokes,  Cow Humor,  Beef Puns,  
    
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w is a  like a grapefruit?

the best ones squirt when you eat them
w is a like a grapefruit?

the best ones squirt when you eat them


Memes,  
    
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What do the Easter egg say to the boiling water?...

It's gonna take a while to get me hard.

I just laid by some chick.
What do the Easter egg say to the boiling water?...

It's gonna take a while to get me hard.

I just laid by some chick.


Memes,  Question Humor,  
    
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hey son, what word starts with 'f' and ends with ''?

ffffffuuuuu-

firetruck.

...

fffffffuuuuu-
hey son, what word starts with 'f' and ends with ''?

ffffffuuuuu-

firetruck.

...

fffffffuuuuu-


Memes,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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what did one tampon say to the other?

nothing.  they were both stuck up es.
what did one tampon say to the other?

nothing. they were both stuck up es.


Funny Jokes,  Tampon Jokes,  
    
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have you ever bent over sneezing and blown out a tampon?

that's our family's version of paintball
have you ever bent over sneezing and blown out a tampon?

that's our family's version of paintball


Funny Jokes,  
    
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