Dirty Science Jokes

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- tell me doc, w bad is it?

- well, i've warned you about tse excessive deepthroats

- omg! am i gonna make it?

- science has limits you know...
- tell me doc, w bad is it?

- well, i've warned you about tse excessive deepthroats

- omg! am i gonna make it?

- science has limits you know...


Memes,  
    
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fluorine the 

"it'll bond with anything!"
fluorine the

"it'll bond with anything!"


Fluorine Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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johnny never did come back to scol after the incident at the science fair...
johnny never did come back to scol after the incident at the science fair...

Memes,  Johnny Jokes,  
    
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w about we act like oxygen and hydrogen 

and bond till we're wet
w about we act like oxygen and hydrogen

and bond till we're wet


Hydrogen Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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i wish i was a zinc finger, 

so i could insert my alpha helix into your major grove
i wish i was a zinc finger,

so i could insert my alpha helix into your major grove


Zinc Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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My beaker bubbles for you.
My beaker bubbles for you.

Chemistry Love Jokes,  Geeky Jokes,  
    
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You: Bacteria
Me: Cell membrane

Let's undergo Phagocytosis; I'll eat you up
You: Bacteria
Me: Cell membrane

Let's undergo Phagocytosis; I'll eat you up


Bacteria Jokes,  Big Bang Meme,  Science Chat Up Lines,  
    
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"it's not my idea of experimenting in bed, malcolm!"
"it's not my idea of experimenting in bed, malcolm!"

Romance Jokes,  Science Jokes One Liners,  
    
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sure sure... cloning works. but you must admit the old way is more fun..
sure sure... cloning works. but you must admit the old way is more fun..

Clone Jokes,  Funny Sheep Jokes,  
    
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g spot?

my physics book doesn't define where gravity pulls to one spot
g spot?

my physics book doesn't define where gravity pulls to one spot


Funny Physics Quotes,  Good Physics Jokes,  Physics Puns,  
    
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sex robots are being made to replace men by 2025
sex robots are being made to replace men by 2025

Memes,  Funny News Stories Today,  Funny News Today,  
    
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when bill nye comes to your party, drinks all your alcol, s your girl and says it was an experiment
when bill nye comes to your party, drinks all your alcol, s your girl and says it was an experiment

Memes,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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You must be a catalyst

'Cause my EA decreased
You must be a catalyst

'Cause my EA decreased


Funny Jokes,  Science Puns,  
    
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I can supply the ligase

To lengthen your strand
I can supply the ligase

To lengthen your strand


Funny Jokes,  Dna Helicase Joke,  Enzyme Jokes,  
    
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