Dirty Short Jokes

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a big congratulations to my friend debbie on her third promotion in a week, i don't know w you do it
a big congratulations to my friend debbie on her third promotion in a week, i don't know w you do it

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he asked me if i was any good at handling balls... so i told him i play water polo.
he asked me if i was any good at handling balls... so i told him i play water polo.

Water Polo Jokes,  
    
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i rather just makeout with your  since it's less awkward on my tongue.
i rather just makeout with your since it's less awkward on my tongue.

Make Out Jokes,  
    
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"i know we met on a speed-date, but not everything has to last 60 seconds."
"i know we met on a speed-date, but not everything has to last 60 seconds."

Speed Dating Jokes,  
    
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when you put a finger in her butt and you lowkey expect her to tell you to take it out but she starts moaning more
when you put a finger in her butt and you lowkey expect her to tell you to take it out but she starts moaning more

Memes,  Your Face When Jokes,  
    
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dont nutt inside me

w
dont nutt inside me

w


Memes,  Funny Kanye West,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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when you eating the  and she forgot to tell you she's a squirter
when you eating the and she forgot to tell you she's a squirter

Memes,  Gross Jokes,  Your Face When Jokes,  
    
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"don't kiss me after you've gone down on me" 

gives bj immediately after i pull out
"don't kiss me after you've gone down on me"

gives bj immediately after i pull out


Funny Jokes For Girlfriend,  Girls Be Like Meme,  
    
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you telling him " in me daddy" & the mf actually does it now you just laying there like
you telling him " in me daddy" & the mf actually does it now you just laying there like

Memes,  Pregnancy Memes,  Pregnancy Humor,  
    
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if she not a freak, she not for me bruh i need dat  thrown in circles, ovals, paralleograms.. all dat
if she not a freak, she not for me bruh i need dat thrown in circles, ovals, paralleograms.. all dat

Funny Jokes,  Freaky Jokes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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when a big girl gets on top of you and you not sure if you gonna survive
when a big girl gets on top of you and you not sure if you gonna survive

Memes,  Freaky Jokes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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when the sex tras so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip
when the sex tras so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip

Funny Quotes,  Disgusting Jokes,  
    
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the bible says love others like you love yourself...

...but you can't go around jacking everyone off
the bible says love others like you love yourself...

...but you can't go around jacking everyone off


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when she's playing with yo balls and accidentally squeezes 1 too hard
when she's playing with yo balls and accidentally squeezes 1 too hard

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when the  hit yo motor skills
when the hit yo motor skills

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