Dirty Sms Jokes

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What are "nudes" someone please shoe me
What are "nudes" someone please shoe me

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everybody is a "freak" until you meet a freak. now you tied up with something in your butt wondering w you got there on a tuesday
everybody is a "freak" until you meet a freak. now you tied up with something in your butt wondering w you got there on a tuesday

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q: what is the difference between a fat chick and a ecuadorean player?

a: even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
q: what is the difference between a fat chick and a ecuadorean player?

a: even a fat chick scores every once in a while!


Ecuador Jokes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  Sports Puns,  
    
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pleasing girls isn't expensive. it costs $0.00 to let her sit on your face
pleasing girls isn't expensive. it costs $0.00 to let her sit on your face

Funny Quotes,  
    
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when the sex trash so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip
when the sex trash so u spit on her back and act like u nutted so u can dip

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you want them other  or you want me?

"i" .....just want some head. i don't care which one of y'all do it.
you want them other or you want me?

"i" .....just want some head. i don't care which one of y'all do it.


Funny Jokes,  Aw Hell Naw,  Head Jokes,  
    
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yo. you already sent me this one

my bad. wrong .
yo. you already sent me this one

my bad. wrong .


Memes,  Booty Jokes,  Latest Funny Sms,  
    
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at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:
at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:


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if i'm playing $2000 for a justin bieber ticket, my seat better be on his face
if i'm playing $2000 for a justin bieber ticket, my seat better be on his face

Funny Quotes,  Funny Justin Bieber Quotes,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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es love leaving " " under other es pics until it's time to eat some
es love leaving " " under other es pics until it's time to eat some

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let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime
let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime


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if she say go "deeper" just say "get tighter" now yall both bumble
if she say go "deeper" just say "get tighter" now yall both bumble

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if dat  over 27yrs old, u gotta let dat  crank up & run a lil bit before you get in it... like a box chevy
if dat over 27yrs old, u gotta let dat crank up & run a lil bit before you get in it... like a box chevy

Funny Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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dropping that good d on her gets you tse "i'm thinking about you" text
dropping that good d on her gets you tse "i'm thinking about you" text

Funny Jokes,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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