Dirty Tongue Twisters

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In this section, you will find dirty tongue twisters. Not your normal innocent ones but the ones that you might find slightly offensive. Like the one that says, "If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy." That might be among the nicer ones but we are always on the look out for even better ones to add to this section.

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To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock,
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.


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I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.


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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, Wwhat do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.


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