Dirty Xmas Jokes

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guy: call me santa

girls: why?

guy cuz if you sit on my lap i'll give you everything in my sack
guy: call me santa

girls: why?

guy cuz if you sit on my lap i'll give you everything in my sack


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when i went to bed last night this said "merry christmas"
when i went to bed last night this said "merry christmas"

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  Funny Christmas Pranks,  
    
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I think i've downloaded the wrong Grinch movie
I think i've downloaded the wrong Grinch movie

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what most single guys want for christmas
what most single guys want for christmas

Memes,  Single Memes,  
    
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when you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide
when you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!
no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!


Memes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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When Mrs. Claus is out of town and you have an entire list of naughty girls for this exact moment
When Mrs. Claus is out of town and you have an entire list of naughty girls for this exact moment

Memes,  Santa Claus Memes,  
    
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Lmaoo Santa looking like he about to risk it all...
Lmaoo Santa looking like he about to risk it all...

Memes,  Bad Santa Memes,  
    
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when you're in the christmas spirit but wish a  would
when you're in the christmas spirit but wish a would

Memes,  Christmas Jokes One Liners,  
    
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are you sure she'll like it??
are you sure she'll like it??

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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what if i told you

merry xmas ya  :-]
what if i told you

merry xmas ya :-]


Merry Xmas Meme,  Matrix Morpheus Quotes (theme),  
    
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when it's about to be christmas and your trynna get them extra gifts from sugar daddy
when it's about to be christmas and your trynna get them extra gifts from sugar daddy

Memes,  Sugar Daddy Jokes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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whether you're offended by my saying saying merry xmas or happy lidays

take comfort in knowing i really mean  off
whether you're offended by my saying saying merry xmas or happy lidays

take comfort in knowing i really mean off


Happy Holidays Meme,  Fuck Off Memes,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  
    
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