Dirty Xmas Jokes

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when you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide
when you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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When Mrs. Claus is out of town and you have an entire list of naughty girls for this exact moment
When Mrs. Claus is out of town and you have an entire list of naughty girls for this exact moment

Memes,  Santa Claus Memes,  
    
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Lmaoo Santa looking like he about to risk it all...
Lmaoo Santa looking like he about to risk it all...

Memes,  Bad Santa Memes,  
    
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when you're in the christmas spirit but wish a  would
when you're in the christmas spirit but wish a would

Memes,  Christmas Jokes One Liners,  
    
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are you sure she'll like it??
are you sure she'll like it??

Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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what if i told you

merry xmas ya  :-]
what if i told you

merry xmas ya :-]


Merry Xmas Meme,  Matrix Morpheus Quotes (theme),  
    
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Memes,  Sugar Daddy Jokes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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whether you're offended by my saying saying merry xmas or happy lidays

take comfort in knowing i really mean  off
whether you're offended by my saying saying merry xmas or happy lidays

take comfort in knowing i really mean off


Happy Holidays Meme,  Fuck Off Memes,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  
    
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when your supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes
when your supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes

Memes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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"santa clos" be like...

why nobody ever ask me what i want for xmas... all i want is a ! ! !
"santa clos" be like...

why nobody ever ask me what i want for xmas... all i want is a ! ! !


Memes,  
    
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  ... ccolate anyone?

melts in your mouth not in your hands.
... ccolate anyone?

melts in your mouth not in your hands.


Memes,  Funny Penis Pictures,  Hell Naw,  
    
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what i want under my christmas tree

when i wake up on december 25th
what i want under my christmas tree

when i wake up on december 25th


Memes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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"sorry dad" vine brittany furlan

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Santa: Santa
Santa, you know what I want for Christmas?
"sorry dad" vine brittany furlan

Funny Vines,  Funny Vine,  
    
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