Disability Jokes One Liners

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Me lookin at the eclipse so I can file disability on Monday
Me lookin at the eclipse so I can file disability on Monday

Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  Elmo Jokes,  
    
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When you live in NYC and you roll your ankle
When you live in NYC and you roll your ankle

Memes,  New York City Jokes,  Funny Crutches Jokes,  
    
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get you a man w can't walk out your life.
get you a man w can't walk out your life.

Funny Relationship Advice,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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Thanks for being physically disabled and giving me something to laugh at.
Thanks for being physically disabled and giving me something to laugh at.

Handicap Jokes,  Funny Thank You Ecards,  
    
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priority seating

if requested you must eat the disabled
priority seating

if requested you must eat the disabled


Funny Sign Fails,  Hilarious Pictures,  
    
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being too lazy to get off my  and work counts as a disability, right?
being too lazy to get off my and work counts as a disability, right?

Lazy People Quotes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

Life Humor,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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Cripple problem #72

When normies say: "I wish I could take the elevator! You're so lucky!"
Cripple problem #72

When normies say: "I wish I could take the elevator! You're so lucky!"


Handicap Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  
    
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What if Stephen Hawking discovered alien life

And they disabled him so he can't tell the truth?
What if Stephen Hawking discovered alien life

And they disabled him so he can't tell the truth?


Steven Hawking Jokes,  Stephen Hawking Meme (theme),  Keanu Meme,  
    
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where did her lego ?
where did her lego ?

Memes,  Lego Jokes,  
    
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Now I have 

Up syndrome
Now I have

Up syndrome


Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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Disabled folks deserve the same rights as us

They is half people too
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Disabled folks deserve the same rights as us

They is half people too


Memes,  Disabled Joke,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  
    
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On disability from my job at the post office

I've got Severe Tongue Sprain!!, It could happen
On disability from my job at the post office

I've got Severe Tongue Sprain!!, It could happen


Meme,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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My parents just got life insurance

Jackpot.
My parents just got life insurance

Jackpot.


Life Insurance Jokes,  Disaster Girl Meme (theme),  Horrible Puns  
    
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In case of wheelchair racing

Break glass
In case of wheelchair racing

Break glass


Wheelchair Racing Jokes,  Latest Funny Image,  
    
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