Discount Jokes

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College was a scam but at least they blessed us with ID cards that have no date on them, student discounts still hittin'
College was a scam but at least they blessed us with ID cards that have no date on them, student discounts still hittin'

Memes,  Student Life Jokes,  
    
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10% discount is honestly so childish
10% discount is honestly so childish

Memes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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I don't know who you are or what you sell

But I will find you, and I will get a discount on your goofs and services
I don't know who you are or what you sell

But I will find you, and I will get a discount on your goofs and services


Memes,  Coupon Jokes,  
    
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they know what's up
they know what's up

Memes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

I use your phone number at Rite Aid to get discounts
What if I told you

I use your phone number at Rite Aid to get discounts


Memes,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Matrix Morpheus Quotes (theme),  
    
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Look at all these sales

I dont care about
Look at all these sales

I dont care about


Memes,  Caring Jokes,  Black Friday Jokes,  
    
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Discounts

Discounts everywhere
Discounts

Discounts everywhere


Memes,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  
    
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w  look

when they in a store trynna get a discount
w look

when they in a store trynna get a discount


Memes,  
    
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I'd love to honor your service the Veterans Day by helping you take advantage of as many military drink discounts as possible.
I'd love to honor your service the Veterans Day by helping you take advantage of as many military drink discounts as possible.

Funny Ecards,  Veterans Day Meme,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Car dealer agrees to $1000 discount

April fools
Car dealer agrees to $1000 discount

April fools


Memes,  April Fools Funny Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  
    
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Every single Indian customer 

"That's too much, can I have discount?"
Every single Indian customer

"That's too much, can I have discount?"


Memes,  Indian Jokes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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Takes plastic off to show customer item 

"Do I get a discount because it's used?"
Takes plastic off to show customer item

"Do I get a discount because it's used?"


Memes,  Retail Robin (theme),  Cheap People Jokes,  
    
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"But last time, your store manager gave me a special discount!" 

"Yeah, that's how he got fired."
"But last time, your store manager gave me a special discount!"

"Yeah, that's how he got fired."


Memes,  Retail Robin (theme),  Fired Jokes,  
    
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I will have your head 

Spinning with these beautiful discounted rugs
I will have your head

Spinning with these beautiful discounted rugs


Meme,  Ordinary Muslim Man (theme),  
    
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No senior citizens discounts. You have had twice as long to get the money
No senior citizens discounts. You have had twice as long to get the money

Senior Citizen Jokes,  Old People Joke,  Old Person Jokes  
    
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