Divorce Ecards

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My husband asked me what I want for my birthday... I told him "a divorce."
My husband asked me what I want for my birthday... I told him "a divorce."

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Happy Birthday to a friend who I will probably end up living with after we divorce our husbands.
Happy Birthday to a friend who I will probably end up living with after we divorce our husbands.

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gimme a d-i-v-o-r-c-e. why? because you are a lying, cheating b-a-s-t-a-r-d.
gimme a d-i-v-o-r-c-e. why? because you are a lying, cheating b-a-s-t-a-r-d.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.

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I love you sooooo much Jill that I want to marry you...

Just so I can divorce you!!
I love you sooooo much Jill that I want to marry you...

Just so I can divorce you!!


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A divorce and a Texas tornado have one thing in common. You know once they're over, someone is losing a trailer.
A divorce and a Texas tornado have one thing in common. You know once they're over, someone is losing a trailer.

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So, youve been divorced six times 

now and its ALL the exes fault? Yeah, because, there couldnt be anything wrong with you, RIGHT?
So, youve been divorced six times

now and its ALL the exes fault? Yeah, because, there couldnt be anything wrong with you, RIGHT?


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I told her after two divorces with kids, I'm pretty much sugar-free!
Last night a hot 25 year old woman hit on me! I soon realized she was just looking for a sugar daddy.

I told her after two divorces with kids, I'm pretty much sugar-free!


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behind every great man, there is even a greater woman.

behind every  bag, there is their divorcee.
behind every great man, there is even a greater woman.

behind every bag, there is their divorcee.


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".....and aside from the divorce, i have aids"
".....and aside from the divorce, i have aids"

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another wedding anniversary. it would be a happy occasion if hadn't divorced him for being an alcolic, sex addict, narcissistic sociopath. oh well. i'll find someone w deserves me. ichcdh
another wedding anniversary. it would be a happy occasion if hadn't divorced him for being an alcolic, sex addict, narcissistic sociopath. oh well. i'll find someone w deserves me. ichcdh

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i knew i was over my ex when my wedding song played on the radio and hearing it made me laugh. what made it even better was that i was having post divorce sex for the first time when that happened. 

ichcdhanhabab
i knew i was over my ex when my wedding song played on the radio and hearing it made me laugh. what made it even better was that i was having post divorce sex for the first time when that happened.

ichcdhanhabab


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there are 2 types of step-parents: one comes after the divorce and respectfully joins the family 

the other comes before the divorce and ed their way in aka mewreckers!
there are 2 types of step-parents: one comes after the divorce and respectfully joins the family

the other comes before the divorce and ed their way in aka mewreckers!


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 i pe your  didn't plan on moving into the use. you'll be needing to sell it to pay your legal fees. by the way, i filed for divorce.
i pe your didn't plan on moving into the use. you'll be needing to sell it to pay your legal fees. by the way, i filed for divorce.

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so the only explanation for her wearing a wedding band on her  middle finger is to silently tell men 1.)she is a divorced 
2.)she was to much of  to stay faithful.
so the only explanation for her wearing a wedding band on her middle finger is to silently tell men 1.)she is a divorced
2.)she was to much of to stay faithful.


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