Dj Jokes

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You ever been in the club and really getting it in and then the DJ starts yelling over the music right at your favorite part? Or your friend is making a playlist in iTunes and practicing pressing the rewind or fast-forward buttons mid song and then he tells you he’s setting up for a DJ gig?

Here we have the best collection of dj jokes from all over the Internet. We have sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back as often as the dj talks over the track. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
when the dj tells you to "put your f*cking hands up!" for the 50th time
when the dj tells you to "put your f*cking hands up!" for the 50th time

Memes,  Hilarious Cat Pictures,  
    
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the dj: if you aint got no money take yo broke  me

me:
the dj: if you aint got no money take yo broke me

me:


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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When the DJ finally drops the song you've been waiting all night to hear
When the DJ finally drops the song you've been waiting all night to hear

Memes,  Club Memes,  
    
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When Funkmaster Flex keeps droppin bombs and restarting the song
When Funkmaster Flex keeps droppin bombs and restarting the song

Memes,  Hip Hop Jokes,  
    
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"zaytoven"

"metroboomin want sum more "

"we go london on the track"

mike will made it"

*lighter clicks*
"zaytoven"

"metroboomin want sum more "

"we go london on the track"

mike will made it"

*lighter clicks*


Memes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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when you at a concert with ya girl and the dj says "all the single ladies make some noise" and she starts screaming
when you at a concert with ya girl and the dj says "all the single ladies make some noise" and she starts screaming

Memes,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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when you're 1:49 into a song and the dj yells "bring that  the  back"
when you're 1:49 into a song and the dj yells "bring that the back"

Memes,  Funny Music Jokes,  Plies Meme,  
    
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Real Djs use.....

Just shut up and DJ!!
Real Djs use.....

Just shut up and DJ!!


Memes,  Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  
    
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Just because I'm a DJ

Doesn't mean I have every song ever made!
Just because I'm a DJ

Doesn't mean I have every song ever made!


Memes,  Annoyed Picard (theme),  
    
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You charge what for a mix?.. But my boy char...."
You charge what for a mix?.. But my boy char...."

Call Ended Meme (theme),  Mixtape Meme,  
    
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Oh, you're Guyanese?

You must be a DJ
Oh, you're Guyanese?

You must be a DJ


Willy Wonka Quotes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  
    
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Can you put the dog out? I'm sick of his scratching...
Can you put the dog out? I'm sick of his scratching...

Funny Pictures,  Dog Jokes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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When your friend suddenly decides to become a DJ and asks you to like their page on Facebook

Yea, thats gonna be a no for me dog
When your friend suddenly decides to become a DJ and asks you to like their page on Facebook

Yea, thats gonna be a no for me dog


Memes,  Dj Memes,  
    
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When the DJ drops a dirty tune out of nowhere...
When the DJ drops a dirty tune out of nowhere...

Memes,  Dj Memes,  
    
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When you are a dj...

But you also fight children...
When you are a dj...

But you also fight children...


Memes,  Dj Memes,  
    
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