Doctor And Nurse Jokes

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When the doctor sends a difficult patient back for more xrays
When the doctor sends a difficult patient back for more xrays

Memes,  Michael Phelps Meme,  
    
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me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity? 

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what
me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity?

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what


Memes,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  
    
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patient: **coughing up a lung**

patient: help me..

doctor: shut the  up. we're trying to take a picture
patient: **coughing up a lung**

patient: help me..

doctor: shut the up. we're trying to take a picture


Memes,  Photography Jokes,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active?

kid: i make my own memes

doctor: oh sorry for the dumb question

*writes down  destroyer on notepad*
doctor: are you sexually active?

kid: i make my own memes

doctor: oh sorry for the dumb question

*writes down destroyer on notepad*


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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When you've had the same patient for weeks and they won't get better.

Why won't you go home?

Are you too good for your home!?
When you've had the same patient for weeks and they won't get better.

Why won't you go home?

Are you too good for your home!?


Memes,  Funny Nursing Sayings,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Imma be sick once a week then
Imma be sick once a week then

Memes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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We didn't have any cough medicine so I gave him a laxative. 

It really worked! Do you see how he's afraid to cough!
We didn't have any cough medicine so I gave him a laxative.

It really worked! Do you see how he's afraid to cough!


Funny Jokes,  Cough Jokes,  Funny Medical Comics,  
    
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Got hurt at Indian function

Surrounded by doctors
Got hurt at Indian function

Surrounded by doctors


Meme,  Haryanvi Jokes,  
    
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"I want to be an artist"

No Ibny, its pronounced doctor
"I want to be an artist"

No Ibny, its pronounced doctor


Meme,  Arabic Jokes,  Artist Jokes,  
    
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When you're in a patient's room

And they start having family drama
When you're in a patient's room

And they start having family drama


Memes,  Funny Family,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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Become an RN today and you too can be and expert in...

Refreshments and Narcotics
Become an RN today and you too can be and expert in...

Refreshments and Narcotics


Funny Jokes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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So, you just got your patient to sleep? 

Let me play you the song of my people!
So, you just got your patient to sleep?

Let me play you the song of my people!


Funny Medical Images,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  Funny Nursing Quotes,  
    
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I'd be happy to give you a second opinion. I charge double for those!
I'd be happy to give you a second opinion. I charge double for those!

Funny Pictures,  Funny Medical Comics,  Funny Medical Sayings  
    
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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"


Dumb Person Jokes,  Medical Humor  
    
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