Doctor Humor

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Doctor:
Me:
Doctor:
Me: Oh you meant in the cup
Doctor:
Me:
Doctor:
Me: Oh you meant in the cup


Memes,  Hospital Humor,  
    
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Be thankful if you don't know what this machine is.

F:.:ck this machine. It scares me every damn time
Be thankful if you don't know what this machine is.

F:.:ck this machine. It scares me every damn time


Memes,  Machine Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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Eye doctor: Which is more clear?...1?
*click* or 2? *click*

Me: *Sweats* u-uh

Eye doctor: 1? *click* or 2? *click*

Me:
Eye doctor: Which is more clear?...1?
*click* or 2? *click*

Me: *Sweats* u-uh

Eye doctor: 1? *click* or 2? *click*

Me:



Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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When the optometrist says "1 or 2?"
When the optometrist says "1 or 2?"

Memes,  Eye Jokes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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Not sure if doctor said I'm obese

Or a beast
Not sure if doctor said I'm obese

Or a beast


Memes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  
    
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doc: any sexual activity?

me: i wear this everyday

doc: woah.. *writes down " slayer"*
doc: any sexual activity?

me: i wear this everyday

doc: woah.. *writes down " slayer"*


Memes,  T Shirt Jokes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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Doctor: It's your son, he's..

Mom: Dying..?

Doctor: Playing Pokemon Go

Mom: My God it's even worse
Doctor: It's your son, he's..

Mom: Dying..?

Doctor: Playing Pokemon Go

Mom: My God it's even worse


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  
    
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When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff
When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff

Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  
    
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My blood pressure would be high af if he was my doctor
My blood pressure would be high af if he was my doctor

Memes,  Hot Men,  
    
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To the pharmacists that can read a doctors writing

You da real MVP
To the pharmacists that can read a doctors writing

You da real MVP


You The Real Mvp,  Kevin Durant Jokes,  Writing Jokes,  
    
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Doc said I've lost my marbles

I said what's a marble?
Doc said I've lost my marbles

I said what's a marble?


Going Crazy Meme,  Camel Jokes,  Marble Jokes,  
    
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"lose the .44 magnum pistol under your pillow, matilda."
"lose the .44 magnum pistol under your pillow, matilda."

Gun Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  Hospital Humor,  
    
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don't forget steak and  day on march 14th. a great steak and cleaning out the pipes is good for you. trust me, i'm a doctor.
don't forget steak and day on march 14th. a great steak and cleaning out the pipes is good for you. trust me, i'm a doctor.

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
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What do you call an Egyptian doctor?

 Cairo-practor.
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?

Cairo-practor.


Egypt Puns,  Pun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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"Yes take one of these every 4 hours"
"Yes take one of these every 4 hours"

Memes,  Dr Love Meme,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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