Doctor Jokes One Liners

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Doctors be like... Go and buy this
Doctors be like... Go and buy this

Memes,  Be Like,  
    
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When the doctor says all the tests came back negative and now u actually have to live longer
When the doctor says all the tests came back negative and now u actually have to live longer

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  Hide The Pain Harold,  
    
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Trying to leave a patient's room but they keep on talking
Trying to leave a patient's room but they keep on talking

Memes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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''here, ld my dentures.''
''here, ld my dentures.''

Weight Loss Problems,  Weight Loss Humor,  Weight Humor,  
    
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'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'
'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

X Ray Jokes,  Photoshop Jokes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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''We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.''
''We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.''

X Ray Jokes,  Medical Joke,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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i have a ''friend'' w has trouble keeping his mouth shut. give 'em two of these, and call me in the morning. mob doctor
i have a ''friend'' w has trouble keeping his mouth shut.

give 'em two of these, and call me in the morning.

mob doctor

Bad Doctor Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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''I graduated from a very small university.''
''I graduated from a very small university.''

Diploma Jokes,  Best College Jokes,  University Jokes,  
    
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Doctor A.Naconda ''I can't possibly fit you in until next Tuesday.''
Doctor A.Naconda

''I can't possibly fit you in until next Tuesday.''

Snake Jokes For Kids,  Diploma Jokes,  
    
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Doctor's diplomas: 'M.D., Surgery, Second Opinions.
Doctor's diplomas: 'M.D., Surgery, Second Opinions.

Doctor Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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Gastroenterology...do I know that?
Gastroenterology...do I know that?

Diploma Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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''Try not to hit my urologist.''
''Try not to hit my urologist.''

Lightning Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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When ya girl say she gotta go to the doctor bc she has an appointment
When ya girl say she gotta go to the doctor bc she has an appointment

Memes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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Doctor: "So, what brings you in here today?"
Doctor: "So, what brings you in here today?"

Memes,  Medicine Jokes,  
    
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"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."
"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Best Doctor Jokes,  
    
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