Doctor Jokes

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Me calling my mom when I'm at the doctor and they start asking me about insurance and deductibles
Me calling my mom when I'm at the doctor and they start asking me about insurance and deductibles

Memes,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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Optician: Is it better with 1.......or 2? Me: Uuuuuuuh
Optician: Is it better with 1.......or 2?

Me: Uuuuuuuh

Memes,  Eye Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Hey Frank, why so melon-choly? The doctor said I have six months to live.
Hey Frank, why so melon-choly?

The doctor said I have six months to live.

Watermelon Puns,  Funny Fruit Images,  Cute Funny Pictures,  
    
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Today your 21st birthday? Why you no doctor yet?
Today your 21st birthday?

Why you no doctor yet?

Funny 21st Birthday Wishes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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"How long will it take for my doctor to respond?" Let me check my crystal ball
"How long will it take for my doctor to respond?"

Let me check my crystal ball

Lol Funny,  Humor Jokes Funny,  
    
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One does not simply Know when the doctor will call us back
One does not simply

Know when the doctor will call us back

One Does Not Simply Meme,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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What I do every day? Decipher doctors scribbles and count pills five at a time.
What I do every day?

Decipher doctors scribbles and count pills five at a time.

Medicine Joke,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.

Summer Puns,  Surgery Jokes,  
    
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Why did the Baboon go to the doctor? Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the Baboon go to the doctor?

Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!

Baboon Jokes,  Banana Puns,  
    
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"I can't understand it, Doc, I feel sluggish all the time."
"I can't understand it, Doc, I feel sluggish all the time."

Slug Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'
'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Laxative Jokes,  Jokes On Doctor,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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A is for doctor G is for garbageman
A is for doctor

G is for garbageman

High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Garbage Man Jokes,  Asian Humor,  
    
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''I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.''
''I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.''

Janitor Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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''No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.''
''No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.''

Silly Kid Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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"Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?"
"Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?"

New Car Jokes,  Fraud Jokes,  
    
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