Doctor Meme

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Doc: We've detected super gay levels of vaping and Pokemon Go

Guy: I'm also vegan

Doc: Dear God
Doc: We've detected super gay levels of vaping and Pokemon Go

Guy: I'm also vegan

Doc: Dear God


Memes,  Vaping Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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doctor: make sure she looks at memes twice daily

mom: and then she'll get better?

doctor: she'll definitely feel better until the cancer we just found kills her
doctor: make sure she looks at memes twice daily

mom: and then she'll get better?

doctor: she'll definitely feel better until the cancer we just found kills her


Memes,  Cancer Memes,  
    
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doc: looks like your ears are fine

me: figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths.
doc: looks like your ears are fine

me: figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths.


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doc: so we got the results back...

her: and?

doc: so they guy w vaped is the father

her: when's the abortion clinic open?
doc: so we got the results back...

her: and?

doc: so they guy w vaped is the father

her: when's the abortion clinic open?


Memes,  Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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Doc: Are you using any other birth control besides playing Pokemon Go all day?
Doc: Are you using any other birth control besides playing Pokemon Go all day?

Memes,  Birth Control Memes,  
    
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Girl: Hey we should get dinner

Doc: Sure I just gotta tell a patient she's dying

Girl: I thought I was your last patient?

Doc: You are. Chinese sound good?
Girl: Hey we should get dinner

Doc: Sure I just gotta tell a patient she's dying

Girl: I thought I was your last patient?

Doc: You are. Chinese sound good?


Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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Lady: My grandson's school play is in four weeks, and I was wonderi-

Doc: Don't worry you'll be dead in two

Lady: Sweet thanks
Lady: My grandson's school play is in four weeks, and I was wonderi-

Doc: Don't worry you'll be dead in two

Lady: Sweet thanks


Memes,  Grandparents Jokes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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doc: wow these z-rays look great

guy: well i'm glad i'm healthy 

doc: oh no these are mine, you're all ed up man
doc: wow these z-rays look great

guy: well i'm glad i'm healthy

doc: oh no these are mine, you're all ed up man


Memes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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Doc: It says ur here for an abortion, how far along are you?

Woman: I'm 1200 weeks old, I've had enough
Doc: It says ur here for an abortion, how far along are you?

Woman: I'm 1200 weeks old, I've had enough


Memes,  Funny Abortion Quotes,  
    
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Are you involved in any dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.
Are you involved in any dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.


Memes,  Husband Jokes One Liners,  
    
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doc: haha this pto is perfect for perpetuating stereotypes in a meme

lady: yea let's stay above it

doc: ok see you tomorrow eddie murphy

lady: have a good one dr math origami petstew nintendo  dolphins traffichazardson
doc: haha this pto is perfect for perpetuating stereotypes in a meme

lady: yea let's stay above it

doc: ok see you tomorrow eddie murphy

lady: have a good one dr math origami petstew nintendo dolphins traffichazardson


Memes,  Racist Jokes Asians,  
    
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doc: ping for a boy or a girl?

guy: was ping to pull out, but here we ing are
doc: ping for a boy or a girl?

guy: was ping to pull out, but here we ing are


Memes,  Pull Out Meme,  
    
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dr: as occupation u put down "farmer"?

old man: yeah cause i plow  24/7 fam

dr: you have erectile dysfunction "fam"...are you taking your alzheimer's medication?
dr: as occupation u put down "farmer"?

old man: yeah cause i plow 24/7 fam

dr: you have erectile dysfunction "fam"...are you taking your alzheimer's medication?


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stressed? anxious? unhappy?

ask your doctor is alcolism is right for you
stressed? anxious? unhappy?

ask your doctor is alcolism is right for you


Memes,  Funny Alcohol Slogans,  
    
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doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly  you are ing siiick!
doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly you are ing siiick!


Memes,  Best Sick Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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