Doctor Memes

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Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9
Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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Dr: What do you do for fun?

Me: I like to volunteer

Dr: Wow you have such a big heart

Me: It's the least I coul-

Dr: No like wow you're gonna die
Dr: What do you do for fun?

Me: I like to volunteer

Dr: Wow you have such a big heart

Me: It's the least I coul-

Dr: No like wow you're gonna die


Memes,  Heart Jokes,  
    
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Doc: So what's the problem fam?

GuY: I think I have depression

Doc: Why?

Guy: I have more memes than pics of my gf

Doc: You mean bf

Guy: No, I mean GF

Doc: My bad I got confused cause you vape
Doc: So what's the problem fam?

GuY: I think I have depression

Doc: Why?

Guy: I have more memes than pics of my gf

Doc: You mean bf

Guy: No, I mean GF

Doc: My bad I got confused cause you vape


Memes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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doctor: do you smoke?

baby: dkjhfhdhcbhsbskddjh

doctor: wow you must be high as
doctor: do you smoke?

baby: dkjhfhdhcbhsbskddjh

doctor: wow you must be high as


Memes,  Funny Baby Sayings,  
    
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doc: are you sexually active?

guy: im on team valor

doc: sorry for the dumb question

*writes down  destroyer*
doc: are you sexually active?

guy: im on team valor

doc: sorry for the dumb question

*writes down destroyer*


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active?

me: are you sexually active?

doctor: are you mocking me?

me: are you mocking me?

doctor: dyingpeoplesaywhat

me: (fighting back teats) what
doctor: are you sexually active?

me: are you sexually active?

doctor: are you mocking me?

me: are you mocking me?

doctor: dyingpeoplesaywhat

me: (fighting back teats) what


Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure

Kid: Let's do it twice then
Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure

Kid: Let's do it twice then


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  Surgery Jokes,  
    
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doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a miata

doc: ok wow, a no would've worked
doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a miata

doc: ok wow, a no would've worked


Memes,  Mazda Jokes,  
    
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doctor: (reading x-ray) do you vape?

me: yeah why

doctor: just wondering cause your balls are missing
doctor: (reading x-ray) do you vape?

me: yeah why

doctor: just wondering cause your balls are missing


Memes,  Amazing Insults,  
    
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Plastic surgeon: You realize this is crazy, right?

Girl: Exactly like the picture
Plastic surgeon: You realize this is crazy, right?

Girl: Exactly like the picture


Memes,  Memes Jokes,  Plastic Surgery Jokes,  
    
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doc: ok great so you're anxious due to lack of sleep, poor diet and little-to-no exercise.. also you're extremely lonely and a rrible  to be around. here's a script for 90 xanax a month

sara: lol thx doc

dco: i gotchu fam
doc: ok great so you're anxious due to lack of sleep, poor diet and little-to-no exercise.. also you're extremely lonely and a rrible to be around. here's a script for 90 xanax a month

sara: lol thx doc

dco: i gotchu fam


Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.

How is that a problem?

I wake up at 9
Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.

How is that a problem?

I wake up at 9


Memes,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  Funny Morning Jokes,  
    
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good news! you're not bipolar

you're just a in
good news! you're not bipolar

you're just a in


Memes,  
    
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Doctor: Can you show me where the pain is coming from?

Me: *Shows a text that has been seen with no reply
Doctor: Can you show me where the pain is coming from?

Me: *Shows a text that has been seen with no reply


Memes,  Pain Jokes,  
    
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When she says she only dates doctors
When she says she only dates doctors

Memes,  Dr Love Meme,  
    
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