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Doctor: What are you using for birth control?
Me: Just who I am as a person
Memes, Birth Control Meme,
Me: Just who I am as a person
Memes, Birth Control Meme,
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Dr: What do you do for fun?
Me: I like to volunteer
Dr: Wow you have such a big heart
Me: It's the least I coul-
Dr: No like wow you're gonna die
Memes, Heart Jokes,
Me: I like to volunteer
Dr: Wow you have such a big heart
Me: It's the least I coul-
Dr: No like wow you're gonna die
Memes, Heart Jokes,
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Doc: So what's the problem fam?
GuY: I think I have depression
Doc: Why?
Guy: I have more memes than pics of my gf
Doc: You mean bf
Guy: No, I mean GF
Doc: My bad I got confused cause you vape
Memes, Depressed Jokes,
GuY: I think I have depression
Doc: Why?
Guy: I have more memes than pics of my gf
Doc: You mean bf
Guy: No, I mean GF
Doc: My bad I got confused cause you vape
Memes, Depressed Jokes,
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doctor: do you smoke?
baby: dkjhfhdhcbhsbskddjh
doctor: wow you must be high as
Memes, Funny Baby Sayings,
baby: dkjhfhdhcbhsbskddjh
doctor: wow you must be high as
Memes, Funny Baby Sayings,
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doc: are you sexually active?
guy: im on team valor
doc: sorry for the dumb question
*writes down destroyer*
Memes, Pokemon Go Meme,
guy: im on team valor
doc: sorry for the dumb question
*writes down destroyer*
Memes, Pokemon Go Meme,
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doctor: are you sexually active?
me: are you sexually active?
doctor: are you mocking me?
me: are you mocking me?
doctor: dyingpeoplesaywhat
me: (fighting back teats) what
Memes, Dying Jokes,
me: are you sexually active?
doctor: are you mocking me?
me: are you mocking me?
doctor: dyingpeoplesaywhat
me: (fighting back teats) what
Memes, Dying Jokes,
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Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure
Kid: Let's do it twice then
Memes, Hospital Meme, Surgery Jokes,
Kid: Let's do it twice then
Memes, Hospital Meme, Surgery Jokes,
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doc: any sexual activity?
guy: i drive a miata
doc: ok wow, a no would've worked
Memes, Mazda Jokes,
guy: i drive a miata
doc: ok wow, a no would've worked
Memes, Mazda Jokes,
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doctor: (reading x-ray) do you vape?
me: yeah why
doctor: just wondering cause your balls are missing
Memes, Amazing Insults,
me: yeah why
doctor: just wondering cause your balls are missing
Memes, Amazing Insults,
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Plastic surgeon: You realize this is crazy, right?
Girl: Exactly like the picture
Memes, Memes Jokes, Plastic Surgery Jokes,
Girl: Exactly like the picture
Memes, Memes Jokes, Plastic Surgery Jokes,
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doc: ok great so you're anxious due to lack of sleep, poor diet and little-to-no exercise.. also you're extremely lonely and a rrible to be around. here's a script for 90 xanax a month
sara: lol thx doc
dco: i gotchu fam
Memes, Patient Jokes,
sara: lol thx doc
dco: i gotchu fam
Memes, Patient Jokes,
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.
How is that a problem?
I wake up at 9
Memes, Poop Jokes One Liners, Funny Morning Jokes,
How is that a problem?
I wake up at 9
Memes, Poop Jokes One Liners, Funny Morning Jokes,
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