Dog Jokes One Liners

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When you ask you dog wtf they're eating they start chewing faster.
When you ask you dog wtf they're eating they start chewing faster.

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When ur trying to have a good time but you remember how sad ur dog looked when u left the house
When ur trying to have a good time but you remember how sad ur dog looked when u left the house

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Paris Hilton has a mansion for her dogs meanwhile I just searched for change in my car to pay for my burrito..
Paris Hilton has a mansion for her dogs meanwhile I just searched for change in my car to pay for my burrito..

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This lady has her dog in the front seat and husband in the back. This will be me as a wife.
This lady has her dog in the front seat and husband in the back. This will be me as a wife.

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When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for

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When u come home n see ur dog and they see u
When u come home n see ur dog and they see u

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rip paul walker

the dog that died in the walking dead
rip paul walker

the dog that died in the walking dead


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Do you ever wish you could be a dog during the weekdays and a human on weekends?
Do you ever wish you could be a dog during the weekdays and a human on weekends?

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When you go to a party and they have a dog that you didn't know about.
When you go to a party and they have a dog that you didn't know about.

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Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog.
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog.

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'' You are what you eat. ''
'' You are what you eat. ''

X Ray Jokes,  Bone Jokes,  Funny Dog Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Flea races

"Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!''
Flea races

"Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!''


Racing Jokes,  Running Puns,  
    
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''He has fleas... sheds, and his breath stinks.''
''He has fleas... sheds, and his breath stinks.''

Flea Jokes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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''It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog."
''It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog."

Flea Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  Insect Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''Son, I think you're old enough now to know about the birds and the fleas.''
''Son, I think you're old enough now to know about the birds and the fleas.''

Dog Puns,  Funny Dog Joke,  
    
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