Dog Jokes

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Funny phrases like “I’ve been walking around all day, my dogs are barking” to “I’ve been working like a dog” to just plain funny furry dog jokes and memes are just some of the types of humor you will on this page.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral dogs jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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"Hello? Yeah listen, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today? My dog looks too sad"
"Hello? Yeah listen, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today? My dog looks too sad"

Memes,  Sad Jokes,  Pet Memes,  
    
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Friend: If you could only hang out with one person for the rest of your life who would it be?

Me: My dog.

Friend: No, a person.

Me: Right, my dog.
Friend: If you could only hang out with one person for the rest of your life who would it be?

Me: My dog.

Friend: No, a person.

Me: Right, my dog.


Memes,  Dog Funny,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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what a nice little dog you've got-

would he like a biscuit?
what a nice little dog you've got-

would he like a biscuit?


    
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it has four legs and one arm. what is it? 

doberman running away from a children's sandbox
it has four legs and one arm. what is it?

doberman running away from a children's sandbox


One Arm Jokes,  Sick Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Can you put the dog out? I'm sick of his scratching...
Can you put the dog out? I'm sick of his scratching...

Funny Pictures,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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You smell like

Wet dog
You smell like

Wet dog


You Smell Like Jokes,  Mean Disses,  
    
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Word problem# 3 if Susie has 4 apples and Jim has 2 dogs, but the train station is going south, what time do aliens go to bed?
Word problem# 3 if Susie has 4 apples and Jim has 2 dogs, but the train station is going south, what time do aliens go to bed?

Common Core Meme,  Common Core Jokes,  Math Riddles,  
    
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"Time out! ... Flea!"
"Time out! ... Flea!"

Memes,  Flea Jokes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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Dog Show

Most fleas
Dog Show

Most fleas


Flea Jokes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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''Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.''
''Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.''

Flea Jokes,  Funny Dog Joke,  Dog Jokes One Liners,  
    
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This dog out here getting married but I can't get a text back?..smdh..
This dog out here getting married but I can't get a text back?..smdh..

Memes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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''Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.''
''Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.''

Dog Jokes Funny,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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I can't remember birthdays, phone #s, ur address, or things that we talked about but I will remember ur dogs name for the rest of my life
I can't remember birthdays, phone #s, ur address, or things that we talked about but I will remember ur dogs name for the rest of my life

Funny Quotes,  Memory Jokes,  Clean Birthday Jokes,  
    
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when you're trying to be a better person but these  keep bringing the dog out in you..
when you're trying to be a better person but these keep bringing the dog out in you..

    
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