Donut Puns

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Donut punsI donut understand puns.
You want the cops to arrive at the scene in record time? Tell them someone took off with the donut truck. Donuts and cops have been a running joke forever, but I’ve never personally seen a cop without a donut and coffee in hand. I donut usually crack jokes about the police, but in this case it felt the need.

Here we have added the best donut puns from all across the Internet. We’ve taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them.

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there are two types of women
there are two types of women

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Knock, knock.

- Who's there?
Doughnut

- Doughnut who?

Doughnut open until Christmas Day!
Knock, knock.

- Who's there?
Doughnut

- Doughnut who?

Doughnut open until Christmas Day!


Doughnut Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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do you like krispy kreme?

'cause i'm going to glaze your donut
do you like krispy kreme?

'cause i'm going to glaze your donut


Memes,  Krispy Kreme Memes,  
    
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 talking bout w many  they got

and im at me like..
talking bout w many they got

and im at me like..


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You don't want any doughnuts? But you used to love these!

Meh, I got tired of the hole thing...
You don't want any doughnuts? But you used to love these!

Meh, I got tired of the hole thing...


Funny Jokes,  Doughnut Jokes,  
    
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cops said "your eyes look red, you been smoking ?" 

i said "your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts?
cops said "your eyes look red, you been smoking ?"

i said "your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts?


Funny Pictures,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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Donut talk to me

Leaf me alone
Donut talk to me

Leaf me alone


Funny Jokes,  Cute Puns,  
    
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New english grammar

Teacher: If "can't" is short for "cannot," what is "don't" short for?

Pupil: Doughnut.
New english grammar

Teacher: If "can't" is short for "cannot," what is "don't" short for?

Pupil: Doughnut.


Funny Joke,  English Jokes,  Funny Answers To Questions,  
    
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I ran my first 10k this morning. Just kidding. I'm on my third donut.
I ran my first 10k this morning. Just kidding. I'm on my third donut.

Funny Ecards,  Lazy People Jokes,  Marathon Jokes  
    
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"The red circles are you red blood cells. The white circles are your white blood cells. The brown circles are donuts. We need to talk."
"The red circles are you red blood cells. The white circles are your white blood cells. The brown circles are donuts. We need to talk."

Funny Pictures,  Blood Puns,  Funny Medical Comics  
    
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When did we stop calling these donuts?
When did we stop calling these donuts?

Memes,  Funny Quotes Questions,  Image Jokes,  
    
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I thought I might get caught so I used the duck's advice 

Everyone loved the donuts
I thought I might get caught so I used the duck's advice

Everyone loved the donuts


Dating Site Murderer (theme),  Funny Bad Advice,  Donut Jokes  
    
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I want to steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.
I want to steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

Police Car Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  Donut Meme,  
    
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I used to eat donuts every single day, but then I got tired of the hole thing.

Food Humor,  Food Jokes One Liners,  Donut Jokes  
    
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