Dracula Jokes

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It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.

Moth Jokes,  Mosquito Jokes,  
    
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What pets does Dracula own?

A bloodhound and a ghoulfish.
What pets does Dracula own?

A bloodhound and a ghoulfish.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Good Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Which one do you think Dracula's in ?
Which one do you think Dracula's in ?

City Morgue Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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in 1897, dracula fed on virgins

in 2015, he died of hunger
in 1897, dracula fed on virgins

in 2015, he died of hunger


Memes,  Virginity Jokes,  
    
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if you were fixing a girl on a on a blind date with dracula, name something positive you might say about him. 

he's a good sucker...

you can't say that on tv!
if you were fixing a girl on a on a blind date with dracula, name something positive you might say about him.

he's a good sucker...

you can't say that on tv!


Memes,  Steve Harvey Meme,  
    
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Dracula don't bite! That a myth! Dracula scrape and lick!
Dracula don't bite! That a myth! Dracula scrape and lick!

Memes,  Myth Jokes,  
    
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count niggula
count niggula

Memes,  Hell Naw,  Teeth Insults,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Comment Photos,  
    
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To stuff the turkey

You must hold your wrist just so....
To stuff the turkey

You must hold your wrist just so....


Memes,  Funny Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving,  
    
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What kind of restaurant does Dracula hate?

A stake house.


Children Riddles,  Steak Puns,  Steak Jokes,  
    
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How can you tell if a vampire is sending you e-mail?

Your computer bytes you.


Funny Kid Jokes,  Funny Vampire Jokes,  
    
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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door!


Vampire Jokes,  Kids Jokes One Liners,  Corny Kids Jokes,  
    
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What kind of ship does Dracula own?
A Blood vessel.


Vampire Jokes,  Boat Jokes  
    
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What is Transylvania?
Dracula's terror-tory


Halloween One Liners,  Hilarious Kids Jokes  
    
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What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?

Tired Blood.


Kids Jokes List,  Tired Jokes,  Cheesy Jokes For Kids  
    
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