Dress-up Jokes

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*hair wont't cooperate, looks fat in every outfit, makeup looks like shit* My bf: ok are you ready? Me: Im not going
*hair wont't cooperate, looks fat in every outfit, makeup looks like shit*

My bf: ok are you ready?

Me: Im not going

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Kanye: "Kim get out I'm not ready yet"
Kanye: "Kim get out I'm not ready yet"

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Me: I need at least 30 minutes to get ready. Husband: Just put a hat on Me:
Me: I need at least 30 minutes to get ready.

Husband: Just put a hat on

Me:

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firm believe that getting ready with your friends before going out is 3 times more fun than actually going out really because i got one saying she's not going bc her outfit, one feels fat, and one pregamed too hard to go out at all
firm believe that getting ready with your friends before going out is 3 times more fun than actually going out

really because i got one saying she's not going bc her outfit, one feels fat, and one pregamed too hard to go out at all

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Him: "I'm outside" Me: "I got all dressed up and this man looks like he's dressed to go shoot ball"
Him: "I'm outside"

Me: "I got all dressed up and this man looks like he's dressed to go shoot ball"

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I'm gonna dress how I want this summer and if you think I'm fat, well so do I.
I'm gonna dress how I want this summer and if you think I'm fat, well so do I.

Memes,  Funny Summer Quotes,  Funny Fat Sayings,  
    
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Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I'd go but I really don't feel like it
Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I'd go but I really don't feel like it

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When I'm tryin on clothes & my makeup & hair isn't done
When I'm tryin on clothes & my makeup & hair isn't done

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When me and my friends get ready but didn't make sure we actually had plans first
When me and my friends get ready but didn't make sure we actually had plans first

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When you're getting ready and your mom screams "get in the car or I'm leaving you"
When you're getting ready and your mom screams "get in the car or I'm leaving you"

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Before I left for work my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man, I didn't believe her until this happened.
Before I left for work my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man, I didn't believe her until this happened.

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He dressed up as a stock photo for Halloween
He dressed up as a stock photo for Halloween

Memes,  Funny Halloween Pictures,  Funny Jokes Photo,  
    
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When you're trying to squeeze the shirt over your head without getting makeup on it
When you're trying to squeeze the shirt over your head without getting makeup on it

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Friend: It's just gonna be a causal even, no need to go overboard Me at the event:
Friend: It's just gonna be a causal even, no need to go overboard

Me at the event:

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Friend: It's real casual, don't be extra Me:
Friend: It's real casual, don't be extra

Me:

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