Drink Jokes

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Spilling a full drink you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Spilling a full drink you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

Memes,  Funny Balloon Jokes,  
    
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What is the point of this?

Anyone else read this with two different voices in their head
What is the point of this?

Anyone else read this with two different voices in their head


Memes,  Water Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mimosa contains 32% of your suggested dose of Vitamin C.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mimosa contains 32% of your suggested dose of Vitamin C.

Memes,  Funny Alcohol Facts,  
    
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Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse

So you calling my mom a liar?!?!
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse

So you calling my mom a liar?!?!


Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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Wow I've been pouring 12oz of liquor every time
Wow I've been pouring 12oz of liquor every time

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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"Getchu a juice out the cooler before you sit down"

#WhiteHouseDinners
"Getchu a juice out the cooler before you sit down"

#WhiteHouseDinners


Memes,  White House Jokes,  
    
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When someone buy your girl a drink and she bring it straight back to you.
When someone buy your girl a drink and she bring it straight back to you.

Memes,  Funny Bar Jokes,  Jokes For Guys,  
    
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Today is the day we begin to separate the true east coast ice coffee maniacs from the seasonal drinkers
Today is the day we begin to separate the true east coast ice coffee maniacs from the seasonal drinkers

Memes,  Winter Solstice Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet they could make orange juice without oranges.
Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet they could make orange juice without oranges.

Memes,  Orange Juice Jokes,  
    
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I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated or drunk or jittery as hell!
I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated or drunk or jittery as hell!

Memes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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Not sure if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel part of something
Not sure if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel part of something

Memes,  Tea Jokes,  
    
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Remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! There's a wage gap they can afford it!!
Remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! There's a wage gap they can afford it!!

Memes,  Great Bar Jokes,  
    
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Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast


Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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