Drink Jokes

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Remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! There's a wage gap they can afford it!!
Remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! There's a wage gap they can afford it!!

Memes,  Great Bar Jokes,  
    
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Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast


Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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Apple cider is netter than anything pumpkin spice.

Change my mind
Apple cider is netter than anything pumpkin spice.

Change my mind


Memes,  Apple Jokes,  
    
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I told my girls they could each get one toy at target and one of them got a jug of apple juice
I told my girls they could each get one toy at target and one of them got a jug of apple juice

Memes,  Target Jokes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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Which 1 better? Left of right?

Water
Which 1 better? Left of right?

Water


Memes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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nestly w the  actually likes sparkling water that  taste like tv static
nestly w the actually likes sparkling water that taste like tv static

Memes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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Me after drinking approximately one bottle of water

Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle
Me after drinking approximately one bottle of water

Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle


Memes,  Water Jokes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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Sharpay Evans drinks la croix

She drinks iced tea imported from England ya uncultured swines
Sharpay Evans drinks la croix

She drinks iced tea imported from England ya uncultured swines


Memes,  Fictional Character Jokes,  Disney Jokes,  
    
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Dr. Pepper is better than Pepsi and Coke

Change my mind
Dr. Pepper is better than Pepsi and Coke

Change my mind


Memes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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When you pronounce LaCroix as "Lah Kwah"
When you pronounce LaCroix as "Lah Kwah"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point
My blood is probably 80% coffee at this point

Memes,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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This how you baptize kids named Kyle
This how you baptize kids named Kyle

Memes,  Kyle Jokes,  
    
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Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows
Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that's made just right?????? Nobody knows

Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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Upset - Iced coffee
Weak - Iced coffee
Lonely - Iced coffee
Sinned - Iced coffee
Worried - Iced coffee
Anxious - Iced coffee
Unhappy - Iced coffee
In danger - Iced coffee
Lack of faith - Iced coffee
Need courage - Iced coffee
Upset - Iced coffee
Weak - Iced coffee
Lonely - Iced coffee
Sinned - Iced coffee
Worried - Iced coffee
Anxious - Iced coffee
Unhappy - Iced coffee
In danger - Iced coffee
Lack of faith - Iced coffee
Need courage - Iced coffee


Memes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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When you realize you've been doing something wrong your entire life
When you realize you've been doing something wrong your entire life

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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