Drinking Ecards

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Drinking eCards are very popular and trending. They say, if someone tells you that you need to quit drinking, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. There are hundreds of witty cards for all your alcoholic intake habits.

If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care. One meme that appeals to those loner drinkers, "Everyone's over here getting married and having babies. And I'm like, Hey who wants to day drink with me? For those who drink often, "Some people say I have a drinking problem, I'd say I'm pretty good at it." Then there's the rare drinkers, who only drink on two occasions, their birthday and not their birthday.
happy 21st birthday, may you drink enough tonight to forget w pathetic your life has been.
happy 21st birthday, may you drink enough tonight to forget w pathetic your life has been.

Funny 21st Birthday Wishes,  Funny Birthday Ecards,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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happy 40th birthday darling! let's drink so much you forget about w much younger i am than you.
happy 40th birthday darling! let's drink so much you forget about w much younger i am than you.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Ecard,  
    
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let's celebrate memorial day with a tuesday morning hangover.
let's celebrate memorial day with a tuesday morning hangover.

Hangover Jokes One Liners,  Tuesday Morning Jokes,  
    
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due to the office being closed for memorial day, my monday morning hangover will have to be rescheduled for tuesday morning.
due to the office being closed for memorial day, my monday morning hangover will have to be rescheduled for tuesday morning.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Funny Hangover Quotes,  
    
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i wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned gl of wine after a long week then i realized it was tuesday... morning.
i wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned gl of wine after a long week then i realized it was tuesday... morning.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Funny Wine Quotes,  
    
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thanks for talking me down from sever risk of suicide, to serve risk of drinking.
thanks for talking me down from sever risk of suicide, to serve risk of drinking.

Funny Suicide Notes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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Purim hipsters: Dressing up, drinking & partying since before it was cool.
Purim hipsters: Dressing up, drinking & partying since before it was cool.

Hipster Jokes List,  Hipster Meme,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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can't wait to get wasted with you in observance of purim even tugh i'm not remotely jewish.
can't wait to get wasted with you in observance of purim even tugh i'm not remotely jewish.

Purim Jokes,  Jewish Jokes One Liners,  Great Jewish Jokes,  
    
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daddy got drunk and left me at the purim seudah.
daddy got drunk and left me at the purim seudah.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Good Dad Jokes,  
    
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looking forward to fulfilling our religous obligation to get faced on purim.
looking forward to fulfilling our religous obligation to get faced on purim.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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let's just extend our purim drinking right on into st patrick's day and nor both sets of in-laws!
let's just extend our purim drinking right on into st patrick's day and nor both sets of in-laws!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.
i have to drink double this purim. i missed black history month.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Black History Month Jokes,  
    
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i wouldn't have to drink this much if i didn't just spend my wle purim day giving out 150 ballerina-themed shalach manos.
i wouldn't have to drink this much if i didn't just spend my wle purim day giving out 150 ballerina-themed shalach manos.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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this purim i'm going to drink until i can't tell if it's halloween or st. patrick's day!
this purim i'm going to drink until i can't tell if it's halloween or st. patrick's day!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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I'd risk contracting your neuro-degenerative bacteria by drinking after you any day.
I'd risk contracting your neuro-degenerative bacteria by drinking after you any day.

Bacteria Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  Sarcastic Jokes,  
    
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