Drinking Jokes Funny

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How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life
How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life

Memes,  Drunk Humor,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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Day drinking is cool until you send a "you up" text at 8pm
Day drinking is cool until you send a "you up" text at 8pm

Memes,  Drunk Text Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm not gonna get TOO drink tonight Me 20 minutes later:
Me: I'm not gonna get TOO drink tonight

Me 20 minutes later:

Memes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Ever just accidentally black out every weekend?
Ever just accidentally black out every weekend?

Memes,  The Weeknd Memes,  Drunk Humor,  
    
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Something to take the edge off
Something to take the edge off

Memes,  Dog Funny,  Stress Jokes,  
    
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*election day bartender: what you drinking? america: just me up
*election day

bartender: what you drinking?

america: just me up

Memes,  Funny Political Jokes,  
    
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When you're dead af from last night's drinking but you smell someone cooking bacon..
When you're dead af from last night's drinking but you smell someone cooking bacon..

Memes,  When You Meme,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever
When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever

Memes,  Party Humor,  
    
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friendship is all about encouraging each other... drink the god margarita! drink it you motherer!
friendship is all about encouraging each other...

drink the god margarita!

drink it you motherer!

Memes,  Friendship Memes,  
    
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When the vodka hits you Surprise, bitch.
When the vodka hits you

Surprise, bitch.

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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why is the always gone
why is the

always gone

Rum Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  Alcohol Jokes,  
    
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after a long day of putting up with everyone's bull and you're just sittin' there like... i need a mothering drink, perhaps a bottle
after a long day of putting up with everyone's bull and you're just sittin' there like... i need a mothering drink, perhaps a bottle

Memes,  Tired Memes,  
    
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the type of iv i want if i'm in a spital
the type of iv i want if i'm in a spital

Jack Daniels Jokes,  Hospital Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Images,  
    
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when i was young i used to have a jack in the box, but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.
when i was young i used to have a jack in the box,

but now i prefer my jack in the bottle.

Jack Daniels Jokes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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I'm giving up alcohol for a month! Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
I'm giving up alcohol for a month!

Wait, sorry. That came out wrong.

I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny Alcohol Posters,  
    
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