Drinking Jokes One Liners

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I think getting older is when you'd rather day drink than go out all night
I think getting older is when you'd rather day drink than go out all night

Memes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  Jokes On Getting Older,  
    
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I had no idea you could but this, I've been just using alcohol
I had no idea you could but this, I've been just using alcohol

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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"I thought you were done drinking?" First of all was I drunk when I said that? I don't remember
"I thought you were done drinking?"

First of all was I drunk when I said that?

I don't remember

Memes,  First Of All Meme,  Sober Jokes,  
    
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On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get tonight?
On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get tonight?

Memes,  Stranger Things Meme,  
    
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"i'll come out but i'm not going to drink"
"i'll come out but i'm not going to drink"

Memes,  Funny Party Quotes,  
    
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"I'm not getting crazy tonight" 12 beers later:
"I'm not getting crazy tonight"

12 beers later:

Memes,  Crazy Funny Pictures,  
    
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when your grandma takes you out for your birthday and discovers you're a lightweight you bring shame to this family
when your grandma takes you out for your birthday and discovers you're a lightweight

you bring shame to this family

Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Birthday Images Funny,  
    
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when ur friend texts u "w you feeling?" knowing well they bought u 10 sts last night
when ur friend texts u "w you feeling?" knowing well they bought u 10 sts last night

Memes,  Middle Finger Meme,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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when u can hear your friends yelling "chug chug" and u question if they're here to party with u or commit micide
when u can hear your friends yelling "chug chug" and u question if they're here to party with u or commit micide

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Friends,  
    
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when its finally time to sw ur kid the only thing u've ever been good at.
when its finally time to sw ur kid the only thing u've ever been good at.

Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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when the first 4 sts don't hit u so u take 3 more and then they all hit u at once
when the first 4 sts don't hit u so u take 3 more and then they all hit u at once

Memes,  Funny Drunk Pictures,  
    
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when your friends say they ran out of liquor at the use party ad you bust through the door saving the day like:
when your friends say they ran out of liquor at the use party ad you bust through the door saving the day like:

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Party Memes,  
    
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when you blacked out the night before and are 97% sure you did some ed up
when you blacked out the night before and are 97% sure you did some ed up

Memes,  When You Meme,  That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  
    
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"You know Memorial Day isn't just about drinking"
"You know Memorial Day isn't just about drinking"

Memes,  Memorial Day Meme,  
    
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when the mies ask "what's up this weekend?" like we ain't gonna get ed up again
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Weekend: Friday
when the mies ask "what's up this weekend?" like we ain't gonna get ed up again

Memes,  Selena Gomez Meme,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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