Drinking Jokes One Liners

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"i'll come out but i'm not going to drink"
"i'll come out but i'm not going to drink"

Memes,  Funny Party Quotes,  
    
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"I'm not getting crazy tonight"

12 beers later:
"I'm not getting crazy tonight"

12 beers later:


Memes,  Crazy Funny Pictures,  
    
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when your grandma takes you out for your birthday and discovers you're a lightweight

you bring shame to this family
when your grandma takes you out for your birthday and discovers you're a lightweight

you bring shame to this family


Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Birthday Images Funny,  
    
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when ur friend texts u "w you feeling?" knowing  well they bought u 10 sts last night
when ur friend texts u "w you feeling?" knowing well they bought u 10 sts last night

Memes,  Middle Finger Meme,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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when u can hear your friends yelling "chug chug" and u question if they're here to party with u or commit micide
when u can hear your friends yelling "chug chug" and u question if they're here to party with u or commit micide

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Friends,  
    
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when its finally time to sw ur kid the only thing u've ever been good at.
when its finally time to sw ur kid the only thing u've ever been good at.

Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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when the first 4 sts don't hit u so u take 3 more and then they all hit u at once
when the first 4 sts don't hit u so u take 3 more and then they all hit u at once

Memes,  Funny Drunk Pictures,  
    
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when your friends say they ran out of liquor at the use party ad you bust through the door saving the day like:
when your friends say they ran out of liquor at the use party ad you bust through the door saving the day like:

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Party Memes,  
    
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when you blacked out the night before and are 97% sure you did some ed up
when you blacked out the night before and are 97% sure you did some ed up

Memes,  When You Meme,  That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  
    
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"You know Memorial Day isn't just about drinking"
"You know Memorial Day isn't just about drinking"

Memes,  Memorial Day Meme,  
    
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when the mies ask "what's up this weekend?" like we ain't gonna get ed up again
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when the mies ask "what's up this weekend?" like we ain't gonna get ed up again

Memes,  Selena Gomez Meme,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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When you been drinking all night and forgot you gotta be at work in 2 mins..
When you been drinking all night and forgot you gotta be at work in 2 mins..

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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if we have black history month in february then does that make drunk irish history in march?
if we have black history month in february then does that make drunk irish history in march?

Black History Month Jokes,  Irish Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when you throw up but it only motivates you to get drunker and make more bad decisions
when you throw up but it only motivates you to get drunker and make more bad decisions

Memes,  Drunk Humor,  When You Meme,  
    
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when you find out she has a boyfriend after spending $50 on drinks for her at the bar

why don't you go back to your me on  island?
when you find out she has a boyfriend after spending $50 on drinks for her at the bar

why don't you go back to your me on island?


Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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