Drinking Jokes

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thankful ios 11 included the perfect feature for when your friends says they don't wanna drink
thankful ios 11 included the perfect feature for when your friends says they don't wanna drink

Memes,  Funny Texts Jokes Messages,  Software Jokes,  
    
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me: i always feel like 

friend: have you tried not drinking or doing drugs for a day or two?

me:
me: i always feel like

friend: have you tried not drinking or doing drugs for a day or two?

me:


Memes,  Drug Jokes,  
    
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I promise I'm not going to say anything too savage.

One drink later:
I promise I'm not going to say anything too savage.

One drink later:


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  Inside Joke,  
    
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Don't claim to party hard unless you've needed to be rescued from the kiddie pool when drunk
Don't claim to party hard unless you've needed to be rescued from the kiddie pool when drunk

Memes,  Party Humor,  Funny Drunk Girls,  
    
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If my bf not holding my head up while I'm laying down so I can drink my drink.... he not the one
If my bf not holding my head up while I'm laying down so I can drink my drink.... he not the one

Memes,  Funny Beach Pictures,  When You See It (theme),  
    
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The original cracking a cold one with the boys
The original cracking a cold one with the boys

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning
Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend
When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend

Memes,  Funny Weekend Thoughts,  
    
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Me: Healthy body, healthy mind.

Also me:
Me: Healthy body, healthy mind.

Also me:


Memes,  Body Health Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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When u smell a certain alcohol and u remember that time u almost died
When u smell a certain alcohol and u remember that time u almost died

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  Zendaya Meme,  
    
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you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just  us up fam"..
you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just us up fam"..

Memes,  Cat Funny Pictures,  
    
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when your girl comes up to you in the club and she already too drunk.
when your girl comes up to you in the club and she already too drunk.

Memes,  Club Jokes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up wondering why you had to have 37 beers and 22 shots
When you wake up wondering why you had to have 37 beers and 22 shots

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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As soon as I get off work I'm like:
As soon as I get off work I'm like:

Memes,  Be Like Meme,  Work Humor,  
    
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when you wake up wondering why you gotta drink 37 s and 14 sts every weened
when you wake up wondering why you gotta drink 37 s and 14 sts every weened

Memes,  When You Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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