Drinking Jokes

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Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning
Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend
When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend

Memes,  Funny Weekend Thoughts,  
    
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Me: Healthy body, healthy mind.

Also me:
Me: Healthy body, healthy mind.

Also me:


Memes,  Body Health Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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When u smell a certain alcohol and u remember that time u almost died
When u smell a certain alcohol and u remember that time u almost died

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  Zendaya Meme,  
    
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you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just  us up fam"..
you and your bffs face after that weird st the bartender made when you said "just us up fam"..

Memes,  Cat Funny Pictures,  
    
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when your girl comes up to you in the club and she already too drunk.
when your girl comes up to you in the club and she already too drunk.

Memes,  Club Jokes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up wondering why you had to have 37 beers and 22 shots
When you wake up wondering why you had to have 37 beers and 22 shots

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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As soon as I get off work I'm like:
As soon as I get off work I'm like:

Memes,  Be Like Meme,  Work Humor,  
    
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when you wake up wondering why you gotta drink 37 s and 14 sts every weened
when you wake up wondering why you gotta drink 37 s and 14 sts every weened

Memes,  When You Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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What I wanted to do this Summer

Vs

What I actually did this Summer
What I wanted to do this Summer

Vs

What I actually did this Summer


Memes,  Summer Meme,  Snooki Meme,  
    
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me: *gets drunk 6 nights in a row*

me: i'm taking a breck from drinking alcol

friends: let's turn up

me:
me: *gets drunk 6 nights in a row*

me: i'm taking a breck from drinking alcol

friends: let's turn up

me:


Memes,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  Turn Up Meme,  
    
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Co-worker: what you doing tonight?

Me: not much, staying in. Netflix maybe

11:00 pm:
Co-worker: what you doing tonight?

Me: not much, staying in. Netflix maybe

11:00 pm:


Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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in soviet russia

 is part of stable diet
in soviet russia

is part of stable diet


Vodka Jokes,  Racist Russian Jokes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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it's your 21st birthday?

drink all the things!
it's your 21st birthday?

drink all the things!


All The Things Memes,  Funny 21st Birthday Wishes,  
    
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happy birthday my sloot!!!

don't get too "irish" tonight :)
happy birthday my sloot!!!

don't get too "irish" tonight :)


Funny Happy Birthday Memes,  Drunk Baby Meme (theme),  Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  
    
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