Drinking Puns

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I've been drinkin',

Watermelon.
I've been drinkin',

Watermelon.


Watermelon Puns,  Beyonce Jokes,  Funny Lyrics,  
    
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what drink made the baboon feel tipsy?

an ape-ricot sour.
what drink made the baboon feel tipsy?

an ape-ricot sour.


Baboon Jokes,  Ape Jokes,  
    
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carolina panthers flask

so you can get hammered, while they get hammered
carolina panthers flask

so you can get hammered, while they get hammered


Carolina Panthers Jokes,  Sports Puns,  
    
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If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me?

Shaken or stirred?
If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me?

Shaken or stirred?


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  James Bond Jokes,  
    
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hey carl, did you hear that beth can't handle her liquor? 

sts just go right to her head!!

dad, please tell me you didn't say that joke to her...

i tught about it, carl.

but i was just worried it would just blow her mind...

it would blow her mind, carl!!
hey carl, did you hear that beth can't handle her liquor?

sts just go right to her head!!

dad, please tell me you didn't say that joke to her...

i tught about it, carl.

but i was just worried it would just blow her mind...

it would blow her mind, carl!!


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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How do you get a Pathan on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.


Pathan Jokes,  One Liner Puns,  Wacky One Liners  
    
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you're so fine i can't

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you're so fine i can't

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Funny Jokes,  Chinese Puns,  Very Funny Chinese Jokes,  
    
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little buzz light year trick in panama city.

Little Buzz Prank
little buzz light year trick in panama city.

Pranks,  Cartoon Puns,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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i might have a small drinking problem.
i might have a small drinking problem.

Meme,  Alcohol Puns,  
    
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The only thing this juice diet has cleansed me of is my will to live.
The only thing this juice diet has cleansed me of is my will to live.

No Life Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  Funny Diet Sayings  
    
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Q: What would happen if you crossed a dinasour and a can of pop?

A: A Burpasoris!


Cute Dinosaur Jokes,  Jokes Riddles For Kids  
    
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Q. What do you say to an Essex girl that won't give in?

A. "Have another beer."


Beer Puns,  
    
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world.

Proceed with caution.


Alcohol Jokes,  Pregnancy Puns  
    
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Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.

Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.


Jokes To Tell,  Funny Jokes Laugh  
    
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