Driver Jokes

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The worst transmission shift ever.

Imagine thinking you're adjusting the volume and the next minute you're reversing on the interstate
The worst transmission shift ever.

Imagine thinking you're adjusting the volume and the next minute you're reversing on the interstate


Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Truck driver looking at u at stoplights
Truck driver looking at u at stoplights

Memes,  Truck Jokes,  
    
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When the driver falls asleep & you hear that DDDZZZZDZSDSZRRR from the lil grooves on the freeway.
When the driver falls asleep & you hear that DDDZZZZDZSDSZRRR from the lil grooves on the freeway.

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  
    
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When your driver misses your exit and you're tryna figure out if you're getting kidnapped
When your driver misses your exit and you're tryna figure out if you're getting kidnapped

Memes,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes,  
    
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When my Uber driver says more than "hi"
When my Uber driver says more than "hi"

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"
*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"


Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket
Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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Me acting kewl like nothing happened after I was distracted & almost swerved into oncoming traffic and the people behind me saw it all and pull up next to me at a red light
Me acting kewl like nothing happened after I was distracted & almost swerved into oncoming traffic and the people behind me saw it all and pull up next to me at a red light

Memes,  Funny Driving Images,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designates driver" us going over limit yelling "We're here for a good time not a long time"
When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designates driver" us going over limit yelling "We're here for a good time not a long time"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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My Uber eats driver
My Uber eats driver

Memes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  Funny Random Thoughts,  
    
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Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.
Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.


Memes,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:
People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:


Memes,  Ford Mustang Jokes,  
    
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If this isnt my Uber driver during October I aint paying
If this isnt my Uber driver during October I aint paying

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.
Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.


Memes,  Police Humor,  Drivers Licence Answers Jokes,  
    
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