Driver Jokes

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him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a  sw.
him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.


Memes,  Training Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Mario Kart Meme,  
    
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Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit
Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit


Honk Jokes,  Funny Driving Images,  Road Rage Jokes,  
    
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uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.
uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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When u on the block and that car passed by 3 times
When u on the block and that car passed by 3 times

Memes,  When You Meme,  Hood Jokes,  
    
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Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.
Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.

Motorcycle Jokes,  Biker Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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They definitely didn't pass the exam
They definitely didn't pass the exam

Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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Arkansas driver 

Y u no move over into the right lane?
Arkansas driver

Y u no move over into the right lane?


Arkansas Jokes,  Y U No Jokes (theme),  
    
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They must be honking

Because they love Jesus
They must be honking

Because they love Jesus


Jesus Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  
    
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Got in my uber on halloween and the driver was wearing a fullout costume from game of thrones and pointed his sword in the direction we were going at every turn lol
Got in my uber on halloween and the driver was wearing a fullout costume from game of thrones and pointed his sword in the direction we were going at every turn lol

Uber Meme,  Funny Uber Stories,  
    
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If everyone is passing you on the right 

You are probably driving too slow for that lane
If everyone is passing you on the right

You are probably driving too slow for that lane


Highway Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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''... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...''
''... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Images,  Police Jokes,  
    
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.


Speed? It took me years to rebuild this bad boy...do I look sadistic?
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.


Speed? It took me years to rebuild this bad boy...do I look sadistic?


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Slowpoke (theme),  
    
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When u having second thoughts about ur Uber driver
When u having second thoughts about ur Uber driver

Uber Meme,  Tupac Jokes,  
    
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