Driver Jokes

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My Uber eats driver
My Uber eats driver

Memes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  Funny Random Thoughts,  
    
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Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.
Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.


Memes,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:
People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:


Memes,  Ford Mustang Jokes,  
    
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If this isnt my Uber driver during October I aint paying
If this isnt my Uber driver during October I aint paying

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.
Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.


Memes,  Police Humor,  Drivers Licence Answers Jokes,  
    
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him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a  sw.
him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.


Memes,  Training Jokes,  
    
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Worried about Pokemon Go drivers? Just wait for Mario Kart Go.
Worried about Pokemon Go drivers? Just wait for Mario Kart Go.

Memes,  Mario Kart Meme,  
    
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Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit
Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit


Honk Jokes,  Funny Driving Images,  Road Rage Jokes,  
    
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uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.
uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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When u on the block and that car passed by 3 times
When u on the block and that car passed by 3 times

Memes,  When You Meme,  Hood Jokes,  
    
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Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.
Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.

Motorcycle Jokes,  Biker Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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They definitely didn't pass the exam
They definitely didn't pass the exam

Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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Arkansas driver 

Y u no move over into the right lane?
Arkansas driver

Y u no move over into the right lane?


Arkansas Jokes,  Y U No Jokes (theme),  
    
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They must be honking

Because they love Jesus
They must be honking

Because they love Jesus


Jesus Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  
    
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