Driver Jokes

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Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket
Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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Me acting kewl like nothing happened after I was distracted & almost swerved into oncoming traffic and the people behind me saw it all and pull up next to me at a red light
Me acting kewl like nothing happened after I was distracted & almost swerved into oncoming traffic and the people behind me saw it all and pull up next to me at a red light

Memes,  Funny Driving Images,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designates driver" us going over limit yelling "We're here for a good time not a long time"
When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designates driver" us going over limit yelling "We're here for a good time not a long time"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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My Uber eats driver
My Uber eats driver

Memes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  Funny Random Thoughts,  
    
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Friend: What should I be for Halloween? Me: My designated driver.
Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.

Memes,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers! Mustang drivers:
People: Stop making fun of Mustang drivers!

Mustang drivers:

Memes,  Ford Mustang Jokes,  
    
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If this isnt my Uber driver during October I aint paying
If this isnt my Uber driver during October I aint paying

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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Cop: Can I see your drivers license? Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it. Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.
Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.

Memes,  Police Humor,  Drivers Licence Answers Jokes,  
    
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him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park. her: w was that? him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk. hr: what? him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.
him: ok, now make a left, and at the end of the road parallel park.

her: w was that?

him: not bad. now help me get the body out of the trunk.

hr: what?

him: i'm kidding, but you failed. your driving's a sw.

Memes,  Training Jokes,  
    
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Worried about Pokemon Go drivers? Just wait for Mario Kart Go.
Worried about Pokemon Go drivers? Just wait for Mario Kart Go.

Memes,  Mario Kart Meme,  
    
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Runs a red light Honks at car he almost hit
Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit

Honk Jokes,  Funny Driving Images,  Road Rage Jokes,  
    
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uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.
uber driver handed me this and said "buckle up, mother a". 5 stars.

Memes,  Uber Memes,  
    
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When u on the block and that car passed by 3 times
When u on the block and that car passed by 3 times

Memes,  When You Meme,  Hood Jokes,  
    
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Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.
Don't let my motorcycle ride interfere with the safety of your phone call.

Motorcycle Jokes,  Biker Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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