Drivers Licence Answers Jokes

Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

That's an old photo

I failed my Driver's test.

Driving teacher: "What do you do at a red light?"

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my instagram."

Q. Why was the Essex girl depressed when she received her driver's license?

A. Because she got an F in sex.

I failed my driver's test. The guy asked me, "what do you do at a red light?" I said, "I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook."

May I see your licence?

I failed my drivers test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I dont know look around, listen to the radio (Bill Braudis)