Driving Humor

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I hate thinking Ive found a parking spot and happily go to pull in and....there it is..........a Kia soul
I hate thinking Ive found a parking spot and happily go to pull in and....there it is..........a Kia soul

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.
I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.

Memes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person

Memes,  Panic Jokes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway
A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  
    
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People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.

Memes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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Accidentally cut a guy off switching lanes and when he went around me he gave me a thumbs down instead of a the finger..Idk why but it hurt me more.
Accidentally cut a guy off switching lanes and when he went around me he gave me a thumbs down instead of a the finger..Idk why but it hurt me more.

Memes,  Accident Jokes,  
    
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*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"
*Me when I drive*

"That was illegal but it's ok"


Memes,  Driver Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Why are they even allowed to drive?
Why are they even allowed to drive?

Memes,  Squirrel Jokes,  Funny Animal Signs,  
    
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Me acting kewl like nothing happened after I was distracted & almost swerved into oncoming traffic and the people behind me saw it all and pull up next to me at a red light
Me acting kewl like nothing happened after I was distracted & almost swerved into oncoming traffic and the people behind me saw it all and pull up next to me at a red light

Memes,  Funny Driving Images,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When you see your friend in traffic and beep the horn but they don't see you
When you see your friend in traffic and beep the horn but they don't see you

Memes,  Traffic Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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cop: you ran over a kid back there

guy: sorry i was commenting 'first' on this new meme *sws officer*

cop: , you were first on that?
cop: you ran over a kid back there

guy: sorry i was commenting 'first' on this new meme *sws officer*

cop: , you were first on that?


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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When some jabroni in the car next to you won't stag in their doggone lane
When some jabroni in the car next to you won't stag in their doggone lane

Memes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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When you've got the AUX, the bass is about to drop, and it fades out to" In a quarter mile, make a left on..."
When you've got the AUX, the bass is about to drop, and it fades out to" In a quarter mile, make a left on..."

Memes,  Aux Cord Jokes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. Now we have to sit here until one of us dies.
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. Now we have to sit here until one of us dies.

Honk Jokes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him
Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him


Honk Jokes,  Cyclist Jokes,  
    
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