Driving Jokes One Liners

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got pulled over for distracted driving. i was eating ice cream cake on a paper plate. what was i supposed to do> let it melt? you sick ?
got pulled over for distracted driving. i was eating ice cream cake on a paper plate. what was i supposed to do> let it melt? you sick ?

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Dont drive in the zoom zoom lane if you cant go the zoom zoom speed
Dont drive in the zoom zoom lane if you cant go the zoom zoom speed

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Lmfao girls who drive like this go about 20 miles over, does abrupt stops, and whips it when they turn but never gets pulled over
Lmfao girls who drive like this go about 20 miles over, does abrupt stops, and whips it when they turn but never gets pulled over

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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i hate y'all slow turning  drivers. swang that
i hate y'all slow turning drivers. swang that

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me
I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me

Memes,  School Bus Jokes,  
    
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Is it a regular Ford Explorer or the Feds?
Is it a regular Ford Explorer or the Feds?

Memes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?
When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?


Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Truck driver looking at u at stoplights
Truck driver looking at u at stoplights

Memes,  Truck Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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Good luck enjoying music w me in the car because I will sing over it and u will not be able to hear it
Good luck enjoying music w me in the car because I will sing over it and u will not be able to hear it

Memes,  Singing Jokes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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The real Bird Box Challenge was driving to school when you were running late and had no time to scrape your windshield
The real Bird Box Challenge was driving to school when you were running late and had no time to scrape your windshield

Memes,  Winter Humor,  
    
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A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway
A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot
What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills
How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience
Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience

Memes,  Sneezing Jokes,  
    
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Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them
Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them

Memes,  Petty Memes,  
    
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