Driving Jokes One Liners

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When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?
When I enter a school zone going 120mph

Are ya ready kids?


Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Truck driver looking at u at stoplights
Truck driver looking at u at stoplights

Memes,  Truck Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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Good luck enjoying music w me in the car because I will sing over it and u will not be able to hear it
Good luck enjoying music w me in the car because I will sing over it and u will not be able to hear it

Memes,  Singing Jokes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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The real Bird Box Challenge was driving to school when you were running late and had no time to scrape your windshield
The real Bird Box Challenge was driving to school when you were running late and had no time to scrape your windshield

Memes,  Winter Humor,  
    
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A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway
A mf wold rather see you die than let you merge onto the freeway

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot
What happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time

It takes a screenshot


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills
How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience
Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience

Memes,  Sneezing Jokes,  
    
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Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them
Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them

Memes,  Petty Memes,  
    
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I could be running so late but I'm still going to take time to plug up my aux and pick the perfect song to start my drive
I could be running so late but I'm still going to take time to plug up my aux and pick the perfect song to start my drive

Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u
I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u


Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me after a cop is behind me for a while and then turns a different direction
Me after a cop is behind me for a while and then turns a different direction

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.
Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Me going 90 over a speed bump
Me going 90 over a speed bump

Memes,  Car Humor,  
    
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Lol me speeding up so you can't get over
Lol me speeding up so you can't get over

Memes,  Savage Patrick Meme,  
    
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