Driving Jokes One Liners

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How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills
How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience
Sneezing while driving is honestly a near death experience

Memes,  Sneezing Jokes,  
    
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Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them
Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them

Memes,  Petty Memes,  
    
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I could be running so late but I'm still going to take time to plug up my aux and pick the perfect song to start my drive
I could be running so late but I'm still going to take time to plug up my aux and pick the perfect song to start my drive

Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u
I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u


Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me after a cop is behind me for a while and then turns a different direction
Me after a cop is behind me for a while and then turns a different direction

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.
Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Me going 90 over a speed bump
Me going 90 over a speed bump

Memes,  Car Humor,  
    
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Lol me speeding up so you can't get over
Lol me speeding up so you can't get over

Memes,  Savage Patrick Meme,  
    
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When you drive over a big pothole and the damage sounds expensive AF
When you drive over a big pothole and the damage sounds expensive AF

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When a cop makes a U-turn behind you
When a cop makes a U-turn behind you

Memes,  Cop Humor,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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When you hit a speed bump near the playground but then you remember there is no speed bump
When you hit a speed bump near the playground but then you remember there is no speed bump

Memes,  When You Meme,  Playground Jokes,  
    
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When she cussin with road rage saying people cant drive, you in the passenger seat and its really her that cant
When she cussin with road rage saying people cant drive, you in the passenger seat and its really her that cant

Memes,  Road Rage Jokes,  
    
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Did you know?

Driving fast causes hair loss
Did you know?

Driving fast causes hair loss


Memes,  Fast And Furious Jokes,  Hair Loss Jokes,  
    
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When you drive an automatic after driving a manual for a while and you can't stop trying to shift
When you drive an automatic after driving a manual for a while and you can't stop trying to shift

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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