Driving Puns

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You drive fast.

So do we.
You drive fast.

So do we.


Sewing Puns,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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Cold shoulder for 400 yards
Cold shoulder for 400 yards

Shoulder Jokes,  Funny Street Signs,  
    
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"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"
"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Smart Car Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.
Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.

Bug Puns,  Dog Puns,  
    
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So,  the limo driver comes home with a check for 100 dollars

He says to his wife,  "I do all that work, and this is all I have to chauffeur it...
So, the limo driver comes home with a check for 100 dollars

He says to his wife, "I do all that work, and this is all I have to chauffeur it...


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Super Corny Jokes,  Limo Jokes,  
    
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Matthew Mcconaughey's Lincon can't make left turns

Just goes alright alright alright
Matthew Mcconaughey's Lincon can't make left turns

Just goes alright alright alright


Memes,  Matthew Mcconaughey Jokes,  
    
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I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

Funny Jokes,  Free Comedy Jokes,  Jay London Jokes,  
    
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Hard drive?

Yeah, The road was bumpy
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Yeah, The road was bumpy


Technologically Impaired Duck (theme),  Technology Puns  
    
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Annoyingly cruise in left lane slowing down traffic

All of a sudden cut off two lanes to turn right.
Annoyingly cruise in left lane slowing down traffic

All of a sudden cut off two lanes to turn right.


Traffic Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  Traffic Memes  
    
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.


Police Humor,  Florida State Jokes  
    
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Q: What happens when you drive slowly through Blacksburg? 

A: You get a degree.


Jokes About Virginia,  Virginia Jokes  
    
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Oh, You know how to drive in snow? 

Please tell us more about how no one else knows how to drive in snow.
Oh, You know how to drive in snow?

Please tell us more about how no one else knows how to drive in snow.


Snow Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme)  
    
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Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to do while driving.
Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to do while driving.


Driving Jokes One Liners,  Bored Jokes  
    
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ran into an ex girlfriend 

at full speed
ran into an ex girlfriend

at full speed


Ex Girlfriend Jokes,  Meme Funny,  
    
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Listen, If I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle and wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper.
Listen, If I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle and wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper.


Funny Driving Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes  
    
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