Drug Jokes One Liners

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Me trying to play it cool going through Coachella security with drugs taped to my ballsack
Me trying to play it cool going through Coachella security with drugs taped to my ballsack

Memes,  Coachella Meme,  Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  
    
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Me in high school when they did random drug searches with a K-9
Me in high school when they did random drug searches with a K-9

Memes,  Sweating Jokes,  High School Jokes,  
    
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"these edibles ain't "

(20 mins later)
"these edibles ain't "

(20 mins later)


Memes,  High Memes,  
    
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you guys still doing tide pods? that's cute.
you guys still doing tide pods? that's cute.

Memes,  Tide Pods Meme,  Bleach Jokes,  
    
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you kids have it so east with your tide pods

back in my day we need to get it the hard way
you kids have it so east with your tide pods

back in my day we need to get it the hard way


Memes,  Laundry Jokes,  
    
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look at all this dirt. i must vacuum it up
look at all this dirt. i must vacuum it up

Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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Why does Aaron Carter look like he'll sell you some low grade meth in a Wendy's parking lot
Why does Aaron Carter look like he'll sell you some low grade meth in a Wendy's parking lot

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Celebrity Disses,  
    
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You wont get addicted

If you dont try heroin
You wont get addicted

If you dont try heroin


Memes,  Drug Addict Jokes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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"They'll never know we sell drugs if we still live here"
"They'll never know we sell drugs if we still live here"

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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i'm so glad rihanna carries spinach in that bag and promotes health living
i'm so glad rihanna carries spinach in that bag and promotes health living

Memes,  Health Jokes,  Rihanna Jokes,  
    
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when you make eye contact with your dealer in public, but his family has no idea w you are nor that he sells drugs
when you make eye contact with your dealer in public, but his family has no idea w you are nor that he sells drugs

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Adult me: I'm just gone wrk this 9to5 & get this legit money.

Hood me: get a bag we can make that check in one day
Adult me: I'm just gone wrk this 9to5 & get this legit money.

Hood me: get a bag we can make that check in one day


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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when it's already friday and ur still rinsing ty blow out of your nose from last weekend
when it's already friday and ur still rinsing ty blow out of your nose from last weekend

Memes,  Dirty Friday Jokes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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when they start adding the alphabet to math and you decide to move to dope instead
when they start adding the alphabet to math and you decide to move to dope instead

Memes,  Algebra Meme,  Student Jokes Humor,  
    
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Ok you're hired we just need you to pass this drug test
Ok you're hired we just need you to pass this drug test

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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