Drug Jokes One Liners

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look at all this dirt. i must vacuum it up
look at all this dirt. i must vacuum it up

Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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Why does Aaron Carter look like he'll sell you some low grade meth in a Wendy's parking lot
Why does Aaron Carter look like he'll sell you some low grade meth in a Wendy's parking lot

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Celebrity Disses,  
    
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You wont get addicted

If you dont try heroin
You wont get addicted

If you dont try heroin


Memes,  Drug Addict Jokes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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"They'll never know we sell drugs if we still live here"
"They'll never know we sell drugs if we still live here"

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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i'm so glad rihanna carries spinach in that bag and promotes health living
i'm so glad rihanna carries spinach in that bag and promotes health living

Memes,  Health Jokes,  Rihanna Jokes,  
    
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when you make eye contact with your dealer in public, but his family has no idea w you are nor that he sells drugs
when you make eye contact with your dealer in public, but his family has no idea w you are nor that he sells drugs

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Adult me: I'm just gone wrk this 9to5 & get this legit money.

Hood me: get a bag we can make that check in one day
Adult me: I'm just gone wrk this 9to5 & get this legit money.

Hood me: get a bag we can make that check in one day


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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when it's already friday and ur still rinsing ty blow out of your nose from last weekend
when it's already friday and ur still rinsing ty blow out of your nose from last weekend

Memes,  Dirty Friday Jokes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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when they start adding the alphabet to math and you decide to move to dope instead
when they start adding the alphabet to math and you decide to move to dope instead

Memes,  Algebra Meme,  Student Jokes Humor,  
    
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Ok you're hired we just need you to pass this drug test
Ok you're hired we just need you to pass this drug test

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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my drink got spiked just by looking at this
my drink got spiked just by looking at this

Memes,  College Students Jokes,  
    
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when the drugs wear off and you realize you don't have any broads in atlanta
when the drugs wear off and you realize you don't have any broads in atlanta

Memes,  Panda Bear Jokes,  Desiigner Meme,  
    
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just when you tught finding the guy with drugs at a music festival couldn't get an easier...
just when you tught finding the guy with drugs at a music festival couldn't get an easier...

Memes,  Funny Weird People,  Funny Hair Styles,  
    
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so you saying put two of these in her drink and do what now?
so you saying put two of these in her drink and do what now?

Memes,  
    
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when all the drugs & alcol hit you at once and you have to get away from everyone to concentrate on not dying
when all the drugs & alcol hit you at once and you have to get away from everyone to concentrate on not dying

Memes,  Alcohol Jokes,  
    
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