Drug Jokes

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Drug jokes
Here we have added the most viral, trending and best and funny drug jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section are jokes about people that take drugs, know people that take drugs and are considering taking drugs. There are memes with images of people in various situations with drugs like the effects of being high, the possible thoughts of someone that is high and quotes from celebrities concerning drugs.

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Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine and scientists don't know why You know how many bricks been lost in the sea over the last 30yrs ?
Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine and scientists don't know why

You know how many bricks been lost in the sea over the last 30yrs ?

Memes,  Shrimp Jokes,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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Putting marijuana in the same category as heroin is like putting Nerf guns in the same category as AK-47's.
Putting marijuana in the same category as heroin is like putting Nerf guns in the same category as AK-47's.

Memes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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What's the best drug to have sex on Birth control
What's the best drug to have sex on

Birth control

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Interviewer: :So do you have any experience with sales
Interviewer: :So do you have any experience with sales

Memes,  Salesmen Jokes,  Pablo Escobar Meme,  
    
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Actor Bobby: But the producers told me it's not a good idea to use real coke Bobby: You wanna be me or not?
Actor Bobby: But the producers told me it's not a good idea to use real coke

Bobby: You wanna be me or not?

Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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white kid: w much for a gram bro me: $120 white kid: all i got is $100 me: it's good bro *gods plan starts playing*
white kid: w much for a gram bro

me: $120

white kid: all i got is $100

me: it's good bro

*gods plan starts playing*

Memes,  Drake Joke Pictures,  
    
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me: i always feel like friend: have you tried not drinking or doing drugs for a day or two? me:
me: i always feel like

friend: have you tried not drinking or doing drugs for a day or two?

me:

Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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when everybody around you is praying to allah but you're about to meet him
when everybody around you is praying to allah but you're about to meet him

Memes,  Best Muslim Jokes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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really, another meme? what are we, 15? grow up and do some coke like a real adult.
really, another meme? what are we, 15? grow up and do some coke like a real adult.

Memes,  420 Meme,  
    
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Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol" Me:
Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:

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I think I just witnessed a drug deal. Who the hell carries pizza like that?
I think I just witnessed a drug deal. Who the hell carries pizza like that?

Memes,  Pizza Meme,  
    
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"You sure this a gram?"
"You sure this a gram?"

Memes,  Hurtbae,  
    
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with the acid really kicking in, big bird can't tell if the blood and screams are real or in his head
with the acid really kicking in, big bird can't tell if the blood and screams are real or in his head

Big Bird Jokes,  Funny Adult Jokes,  
    
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"hey kids, you want to go to my cardboard box for some crack?"
"hey kids, you want to go to my cardboard box for some crack?"

Ruined Childhood,  Big Bird Jokes,  
    
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50% sea 50% surfers be like
50% sea

50%

surfers be like

Surfing Jokes,  
    
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