Drug Jokes

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Drug jokes
Here we have added the most viral, trending and best and funny drug jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section are jokes about people that take drugs, know people that take drugs and are considering taking drugs. There are memes with images of people in various situations with drugs like the effects of being high, the possible thoughts of someone that is high and quotes from celebrities concerning drugs.

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with the acid really kicking in, big bird can't tell if the blood and screams are real or in his head
with the acid really kicking in, big bird can't tell if the blood and screams are real or in his head

Big Bird Jokes,  Funny Adult Jokes,  
    
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"hey kids, you want to go to my cardboard box for some crack?"
"hey kids, you want to go to my cardboard box for some crack?"

Ruined Childhood,  Big Bird Jokes,  
    
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50% sea

50% 

surfers be like
50% sea

50%

surfers be like


Surfing Jokes,  
    
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when i was a kid we didn't have pokemon go.

if you wanted to wander around looking for things that weren't there, you had to drop acid like a normal person.
when i was a kid we didn't have pokemon go.

if you wanted to wander around looking for things that weren't there, you had to drop acid like a normal person.


Memes,  Funny Joker Quotes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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pharmacist: here's your cough medicine little girl

girl: y'all  got any sprite?
pharmacist: here's your cough medicine little girl

girl: y'all got any sprite?


Memes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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w long before a picture like this starring johnny manziel surfaces?
w long before a picture like this starring johnny manziel surfaces?

Johnny Manziel Jokes,  Funny Pictures Jokes Humor,  
    
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i'm calling my dealer

to discuss refinancing my toyota.
i'm calling my dealer

to discuss refinancing my toyota.


Toyota Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes,  
    
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vet: his drug levels are off the charts. someone was definitely not a good boy this weekend
vet: his drug levels are off the charts. someone was definitely not a good boy this weekend

Memes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  
    
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alpaca: animal

el paco: mexican drug lord
alpaca: animal

el paco: mexican drug lord


Alpaca Puns,  Funny Mexican Pictures And Jokes,  
    
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wanna smoke?

yeah, alpaca bowl
wanna smoke?

yeah, alpaca bowl


Alpaca Puns,  
    
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Why did the Mexican take xanax?

For hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican take xanax?

For hispanic attacks


Memes,  Bad Pun Dog,  
    
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I see ... so, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.
I see ... so, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.

Ecards Funny,  Medicine Jokes,  
    
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So you need a refill and you don't know what the drug is called? But its white and round you say???
So you need a refill and you don't know what the drug is called? But its white and round you say???

Ecard Humor,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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I can't

Keep calm

The

C-II inventory count

Is off
I can't

Keep calm

The

C-II inventory count

Is off


Keep Calm Meme,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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No, I didn't stutter!!

Your hydrocodone refills have just become void!
No, I didn't stutter!!

Your hydrocodone refills have just become void!


Pharmacist Jokes,  Hilarious Memes,  
    
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