Drunk Driving Jokes

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Cop: Are you drinking and driving?

Me: No I was drinking then driving

Cop: You're free to go
Cop: Are you drinking and driving?

Me: No I was drinking then driving

Cop: You're free to go


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cop: sir have u been drinking today?

guy: no sir.

cop: well u seem drunk

guy: i swear to drunk officer i'm not god

cop: well u seem white, so have a nice day
cop: sir have u been drinking today?

guy: no sir.

cop: well u seem drunk

guy: i swear to drunk officer i'm not god

cop: well u seem white, so have a nice day


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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no thanks, i'm the driver.
no thanks, i'm the driver.

Wine Jokes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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Drinking this weekend? Cool, just don't drive! In addition to going to jail, you'll lose Young Metro's trust. And you don't want that.
Drinking this weekend? Cool, just don't drive! In addition to going to jail, you'll lose Young Metro's trust. And you don't want that.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes Drinking,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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i took an uber to a party like 5 days ago and he looked like he was 20 r around there so i knew he would wanna party so i asked him and he ended up buying alcol for us and partied all night with us and even gave us a ride me drunk as .instant 5 stars.
i took an uber to a party like 5 days ago and he looked like he was 20 r around there so i knew he would wanna party so i asked him and he ended up buying alcol for us and partied all night with us and even gave us a ride me drunk as .instant 5 stars.

Funny Uber Stories,  Great Story Jokes,  
    
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so me and my best friend get nan uber. before we're trying to drink all of our . the uber gets to the use we ask him if we can bring 1  and he's like why not bring em all under the condition that we just leave him a few s in the back. i didn't know his intentions but he was down af!
so me and my best friend get nan uber. before we're trying to drink all of our . the uber gets to the use we ask him if we can bring 1 and he's like why not bring em all under the condition that we just leave him a few s in the back. i didn't know his intentions but he was down af!

Uber Stories,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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''I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.''
''I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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When your friend say they are sober and will drive everyone home
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Memes,  Sober Jokes,  
    
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When ppl complain about you being late picking them up but don't even have gas money
When ppl complain about you being late picking them up but don't even have gas money

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  Gas Money Meme,  
    
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"i drive better

drunk."
"i drive better

drunk."


Memes,  
    
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officer, i swear to drunk im not god

step out of the car miss
officer, i swear to drunk im not god

step out of the car miss


Memes,  Drunk Fail,  Drunk Funny,  
    
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talking to the uber driver after getting ed up at a party

thank you for saving my life

it is fine
talking to the uber driver after getting ed up at a party

thank you for saving my life

it is fine


Memes,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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let me drive , i aint drunk
let me drive , i aint drunk

Memes,  Images Of Funny Faces,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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repeatedly tell him not to drive me drunk while at your party

gets pulled over, charged with dui , and sues you for liability
repeatedly tell him not to drive me drunk while at your party

gets pulled over, charged with dui , and sues you for liability


Memes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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when you & your best friend too drunk to get out the car & go to bed
when you & your best friend too drunk to get out the car & go to bed

Memes,  Funny Images Of Drunk People,  Funny Baby Memes,  
    
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