Drunk Text

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When you drunk text you usually send texts to people that you shouldn't. Have a couple of drinks and start thinking about your ex or an argument you had with a friend and after a few too many you text about everything you feel. Sometimes you drunk text your crush and completely embarrass yourself. In this section, you will see jokes, memes and screen shots of the funniest drunk texts.

One of the funniest screen shots has to be the one that says, "(Drunk texter) Dude I wasn't that drunk...(Friend) You called your mom to ask her to take you home after the party .... (Drunk texter) So... (Friend) The party was at your house and your parents were not supposed to know." You have to be beyond intoxicated to do something that stupid lol.
I'm sorry Captain Morgan took my phone last night and sent you inappropriate texts...again
I'm sorry Captain Morgan took my phone last night and sent you inappropriate texts...again

Captain Morgan Meme,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  
    
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I didn't text you. My friend Captain Morgan did.
I didn't text you. My friend Captain Morgan did.

Flirting Ecards,  Captain Morgan Meme,  
    
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when u drunk af but the squad got ur back
when u drunk af but the squad got ur back

Memes,  Drunk Meme,  
    
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when you drunk as  tryna send a "wyd" text
when you drunk as tryna send a "wyd" text

Memes,  Funny Jokes Drunk,  
    
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when you drunk af, leavi the club

you get a text!

you get a text!

you get a text!

everyone gets a text!
when you drunk af, leavi the club

you get a text!

you get a text!

you get a text!

everyone gets a text!


Memes,  Club Jokes,  Club Memes,  
    
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If I'm drunk texting you, chances are the sober me really wants to talk to you.
If I'm drunk texting you, chances are the sober me really wants to talk to you.

Relatable Posts,  Funny And Relatable,  Sms Jokes In English,  
    
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i really would just like to  you.

i mean...

uh..

no that's what i meant. 

you're a very funny and yet very delusional drunk, you know that?

yes yes i do, but it was worth a st
i really would just like to you.

i mean...

uh..

no that's what i meant.

you're a very funny and yet very delusional drunk, you know that?

yes yes i do, but it was worth a st


Funny Drunk Sayings,  Drunk Text Jokes,  Best Jokes To Text  
    
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i didn't text you last night

 did
i didn't text you last night

did


Vodka Jokes,  Drunk Text Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Facts  
    
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got really drunk

didn't text the ex
got really drunk

didn't text the ex


Drunk Memes (theme),  Funny Ex Jokes  
    
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my face when i first wake up and realize i was drunk texting....

....my face when i see what i sent
my face when i first wake up and realize i was drunk texting....

....my face when i see what i sent


My Face When Meme,  Jokes About Texting,  Funny Drunk Quotes,  
    
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when i'm drunk...

you get a text!

you get a text!

you get a text!

everyone gets a text!
when i'm drunk...

you get a text!

you get a text!

you get a text!

everyone gets a text!


Text Jokes Funny,  Funny Instagram Jokes,  Lol Pics  
    
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if you received a text from me last night, please disregard it. 

my pne was drunk....
if you received a text from me last night, please disregard it.

my pne was drunk....


Funny Drunk Quotes,  Drunk Humor  
    
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I'm drunk. Asdlkjqpwo

Autocorrect 

You do it right
I'm drunk. Asdlkjqpwo

Autocorrect

You do it right


Text Message Fails,  Autocorrect Jokes,  Best Drunk Jokes,  
    
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dude, i was not that drunk..

you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed "dora! i need your map to get me."
dude, i was not that drunk..

you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed "dora! i need your map to get me."


Jokes About Cartoons,  Funny Jokes Drunk  
    
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dude i wasn't that drunk! 

you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around singing "it's a pillow! it's a pet! it's a pillow pet!" 

oh...
dude i wasn't that drunk!

you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around singing "it's a pillow! it's a pet! it's a pillow pet!"

oh...


Pillow Jokes,  Pet Humor,  Funny Drunk Text Messages  
    
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