Dry Humor

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We have added some of the most popular dry humor jokes and memes from all across the Internet. We have searched the web and taken the best ones that we could find and have included them here.

Dry humor is meant to be funny but it doesn’t always come off that way, because it is usually told with no expression and monotone. No matter how much someone may laugh at the joke there is no change in emotion from the deliverer.

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So, someone left the cap off me all night. It makes me hard to write comedy! Hey, get ready for some dry humor, folks!

Comedi-pen
So, someone left the cap off me all night. It makes me hard to write comedy! Hey, get ready for some dry humor, folks!

Comedi-pen


Pen Puns,  Comic Jokes,  
    
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Your dry sense of humor is making me thirsty.
Your dry sense of humor is making me thirsty.

Funny Ecards,  Dry Jokes,  
    
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Why do you have a little umbrella in your drink?

Well I'm drinking a dry martini...

And I don't want it to get wet
Why do you have a little umbrella in your drink?

Well I'm drinking a dry martini...

And I don't want it to get wet


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  
    
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I'm so depressed

I can't even blink.
I'm so depressed

I can't even blink.


Funny Jokes,  King Of The Hill Jokes,  
    
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My friend thinks he's smart

He said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry

I threw a watermelon on his face
My friend thinks he's smart

He said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry

I threw a watermelon on his face


Funny Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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You're not my real father!

Step ladder
You're not my real father!

Step ladder


Funny Jokes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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Can you really put a price on love?

Yes you can, it's twenty dollars.
Can you really put a price on love?

Yes you can, it's twenty dollars.


Funny Jokes,  Clean Love Jokes,  Best Joke Ever,  
    
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Da na na da dun dun dun da na na da dun dun dun...

We don't need no education.

You've just used a double negative.
Da na na da dun dun dun da na na da dun dun dun...

We don't need no education.

You've just used a double negative.


Funny Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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wednesday

up in this !
wednesday

up in this !


Meme,  Funny Wednesday Sayings,  
    
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haven't you ever heard the expression "you eat what you are"?

haven't you ever heard the expression "get the  away from me"?
haven't you ever heard the expression "you eat what you are"?

haven't you ever heard the expression "get the away from me"?


Funny Jokes,  Good Insults,  
    
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it's a rough day when you realize your sarcasm and dry humor is so advanced people just think you're an le...
it's a rough day when you realize your sarcasm and dry humor is so advanced people just think you're an le...

Funny Ecards,  
    
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If I lived below a tap dancer

I'd just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling
If I lived below a tap dancer

I'd just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling


Funny Jokes,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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- what are you doing saturday? 

- committing suicide.
- what are you doing saturday?

- committing suicide.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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I made tea

I dont want tea. 

I didnt make you tea. 

This is my tea. 

Then why did you tell me? 

Its a conversation starter.

Thats a horrible conversation starter

Oh, is it? Were conversing. Checkmate
I made tea

I dont want tea.

I didnt make you tea.

This is my tea.

Then why did you tell me?

Its a conversation starter.

Thats a horrible conversation starter

Oh, is it? Were conversing. Checkmate


Funny Jokes,  Tea Jokes,  
    
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You can't dry your clothes because they'll shorten.
You can't dry your clothes because they'll shorten.

Relatable Posts,  Tall Girl Problems,  
    
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