Duck Jokes For Kids

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Why can't ducks wear glasses?

Because they don't have ears!
Why can't ducks wear glasses?

Because they don't have ears!


Odyssey Jokes,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why don't ducks ever have spare change?

A: They only carry bills!
Q: Why don't ducks ever have spare change?

A: They only carry bills!


Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Money Puns,  
    
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Meanwhile...

In Jurassic Park
Meanwhile...

In Jurassic Park


Jurassic Park Meme,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

A. One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

A. One goes quick and the other goes quack!


Funny Jokes,  Horse Jokes For Kids,  
    
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"I keep telling you.

I am not a duck!"
"I keep telling you.

I am not a duck!"


Funny Pictures,  Dog Funny Pictures,  Duck Humor,  
    
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This duck looks like it has a mini face on it's face...
This duck looks like it has a mini face on it's face...

Meme,  Duck Meme,  
    
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Hey, look! A duck!

That's not a duck. That's a rabbit!
Hey, look! A duck!

That's not a duck. That's a rabbit!


Funny Pictures,  Jokes Image,  Good Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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What goes kcauq, kcauq?

A duck flying backward.


Really Funny Jokes For Kids,  Super Funny Jokes For Kids,  
    
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If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?

At the quack of dawn.


Duck Jokes One Liners,  Rooster Jokes  
    
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Q. What's a crazy duck?

A. A wacky quacky


Duck Jokes One Liners,  Funny Kid Jokes  
    
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Who stole the soap?
(The robber ducky!)


Duck Jokes One Liners,  Funniest Kid Jokes  
    
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Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.


Duck Jokes One Liners,  Funniest Kid Jokes  
    
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Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?

A: "Let's quack this case!"


Detective Jokes,  Kid Jokes And Riddles  
    
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