Duck Jokes One Liners

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When you get no ducking respect
When you get no ducking respect

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Why this duck look like he's gonna tell me the Declaration of Independence
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Duckie: A reincarnated George Washington is coming back to sort this sh*t out.
Why this duck look like he's gonna tell me the Declaration of Independence

Memes,  Funny Animal Pictures With Captions,  
    
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That feeling when you can't relate to anyone around you
That feeling when you can't relate to anyone around you

Flamingo Jokes,  Funny Bird Jokes,  
    
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"A horse sized duck would probably collapse on itself and duck sized horses would freeze to death because of their size."
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Hey: Meow
"A horse sized duck would probably collapse on itself and duck sized horses would freeze to death because of their size."

Memes,  Bill Nye Meme,  Funny Useless Facts,  
    
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Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

Hardest Tongue Twisters,  The Best Tongue Twisters  
    
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Yo Mommas so poor, the ducks threw bread at her
Yo Mommas so poor, the ducks threw bread at her

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Poor Jokes,  
    
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Never seen someone happier than this little guy...
Never seen someone happier than this little guy...

Funny Quotes,  Happy Meme,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  
    
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having kids is like being pecked to death by a baby duck.
having kids is like being pecked to death by a baby duck.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  
    
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He can't find His rubber ducky
He can't find

His rubber ducky

Meme,  Cute Joke Of The Day,  
    
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This duck looks like it has a mini face on it's face...
This duck looks like it has a mini face on it's face...

Meme,  Duck Meme,  Duck Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Duck hunt Giving you something to shoot towards since 1984. Missing the duck Has never been more humiliating.
Duck hunt

Giving you something to shoot towards since 1984.

Missing the duck

Has never been more humiliating.

Demotivational Posters,  Duck Puns,  Funny Tattoo  
    
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If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?

At the quack of dawn.

Duck Jokes For Kids,  Rooster Jokes  
    
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My duck has an afro. Meet Dawn King.
My duck has an afro. Meet Dawn King.

Duck Meme,  Afro Hair Jokes  
    
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Q. What's a crazy duck?

A. A wacky quacky

Duck Jokes For Kids,  Funny Kid Jokes  
    
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Who stole the soap?
(The robber ducky!)

Duck Jokes For Kids,  Funniest Kid Jokes  
    
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