Duck Jokes

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he's doing his ing best okay

this ing duck cost tax payers $200,000 and all it does is float around canada
he's doing his ing best okay

this ing duck cost tax payers $200,000 and all it does is float around canada


Memes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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q: why do ducks fly over wyoming upside down? 

a: theres nothing worth craping on!
q: why do ducks fly over wyoming upside down?

a: theres nothing worth craping on!


Wyoming State Jokes,  Poop Jokes,  
    
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When my phone writes it's ducking lit
When my phone writes it's ducking lit

Memes,  Duck Humor,  
    
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So there's been a bit of rain in Ireland recently...
So there's been a bit of rain in Ireland recently...

Duck Humor,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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You know you're from Memphis when:

The main attraction at the most expensive hotel are ducks
You know you're from Memphis when:

The main attraction at the most expensive hotel are ducks


Funny Jokes,  Memphis Jokes,  
    
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I told you he would never understand! Our love is impossible!

Oh Ernest! What will be of our baby!? do something!
I told you he would never understand! Our love is impossible!

Oh Ernest! What will be of our baby!? do something!


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  
    
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With our powers combined

We are

Platypus
With our powers combined

We are

Platypus


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Cheesy Animal Jokes,  
    
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Alright, time to make more animals. I'll call this next one the "duck"

We'll start with a beak, nice...

And a round head, yup...

Then... what the!?

Curse you auto-complete!

And that's how the platypus was created.
Alright, time to make more animals. I'll call this next one the "duck"

We'll start with a beak, nice...

And a round head, yup...

Then... what the!?

Curse you auto-complete!

And that's how the platypus was created.


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  God Humor,  
    
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platypus is nature's way of saying

"let's combine cuteness of ducks & beavers but  you here's a hint of scorpion"
platypus is nature's way of saying

"let's combine cuteness of ducks & beavers but you here's a hint of scorpion"


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Cute Animal Jokes,  
    
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duck that can't fly

beaver that can't chew through
duck that can't fly

beaver that can't chew through


Memes,  Platypus Jokes,  Beaver Jokes,  
    
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Be vewy vewy quiet

It's duck season!
Be vewy vewy quiet

It's duck season!


Memes,  Elmer Fudd Jokes,  
    
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Bet this duck was raised by white people
Bet this duck was raised by white people

Memes,  White People Jokes Funny,  
    
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when she says send me a duck pic instead of  pic
when she says send me a duck pic instead of pic

Memes,  Funny Spelling Jokes,  
    
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when u tryna find some bread and end up seeing some other  go down
when u tryna find some bread and end up seeing some other go down

Memes,  Duck Humor,  
    
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