Duck Puns

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List Of Duck Puns


Duck. Duck. Duck. GOOSE. I used to love playing this game because it was the only time I got to hit someone and get away with it. I think of that often when I see people all over social media taking duck face selfies. Seriously, how the duck do you take thousands of pics and always make the same exact face? Ugh.

Here we have added the best duck puns from all across the Internet. We have taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them.

Since we are continually updating this section and adding new content please check back often. Be a part of the fun by adding kappits, rating content, thumbing up your favorites and sharing with friends!
When your phone auto-corrects it to "Don't duck with me!"
When your phone auto-corrects it to "Don't duck with me!"

Memes,  Phone Fail,  Autocorrect Jokes,  
    
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Oregon is a bunch of dead ducks

That's a fact jack!
Oregon is a bunch of dead ducks

That's a fact jack!


Oregon Ducks Jokes,  Duck Dynasty Meme (theme),  
    
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for fox sake, shut the duxk up!
for fox sake, shut the duxk up!

Fox Puns,  Fox Jokes,  
    
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This could be us

But you steady ducking me
This could be us

But you steady ducking me


Memes,  Duck Jokes,  
    
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How do cowboys like their duck?

A L'range
How do cowboys like their duck?

A L'range


Funny Jokes,  Cowboy Puns,  Cowboy Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Honey, I think you added too much water softener!
Honey, I think you added too much water softener!

Meme,  Soft Jokes,  
    
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Duck hunt 

Giving you something to shoot towards since 1984.

Missing the duck 

Has never been more humiliating.
Duck hunt

Giving you something to shoot towards since 1984.

Missing the duck

Has never been more humiliating.


Demotivational Posters,  Duck Jokes One Liners,  Funny Tattoo  
    
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face down  up 

thats the way we like to duck
face down up

thats the way we like to duck


Duck Meme,  Funny Lyrics,  Duck Humor,  
    
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What do you call Donald when he leads the orchestra? 

The con-duck-tor!
What do you call Donald when he leads the orchestra?

The con-duck-tor!


Disney Jokes For Kids,  Orchestra Puns,  Best Cute Jokes,  
    
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The original 

Angry bird
The original

Angry bird


Angry Birds Memes (theme),  Angry Birds Memes (theme),  Angry Meme,  
    
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Q: What do you call a thieving duck?

A: A robber ducky....


Duck Jokes For Kids,  Robber Jokes,  Duck Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A: Put it on my bill!


Lipstick Jokes,  Cute Animal Jokes  
    
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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.


Jokes Riddles For Kids,  Vampire Jokes,  Riddles And Funny Jokes,  
    
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