Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Turn signals?

My Lexus doesn't have them
Turn signals?

My Lexus doesn't have them


Lexus Jokes,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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Sees fish drowning

Jumps in to save it
Sees fish drowning

Jumps in to save it


Dumb Blond Jokes,  Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Dumb Blonde,  
    
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I'm so ugly

*Waits for complements*
I'm so ugly

*Waits for complements*


Blonde Bimbo Jokes,  Ugly Jokes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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Leave the kitchen they said

A great idea they said
Leave the kitchen they said

A great idea they said


Meme,  Funny Kitchen Quotes,  
    
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Finally... The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes! 

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. 

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. 

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Finally... The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."


Funny Jokes,  Best Joke Ever,  
    
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Hehe >.>

d(o.o)b

Dude how do you get that backwards "b"?

...

FAIL

Blonde moments

Essence of fail since '82!
Hehe >.>

d(o.o)b

Dude how do you get that backwards "b"?

...

FAIL

Blonde moments

Essence of fail since '82!


Demotivational Posters,  Letter Jokes,  
    
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?

A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.


Brunette Jokes,  Building Jokes,  Blonde One Liners,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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A blonde and a brunette were studying for an exam, when the blonde excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

Blonde: *comes back from the bathroom, sits down*

Blonde:Hey, do you know where my pencil is?

Brunette:No, but your tampon is behind your ear.


Tampon Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever  
    
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Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A. Put spikes in her shoulder pads.


Great Jokes Of The Day,  Short Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  
    
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~ le brunette mom looking daughters purse

mini  found!

oh no! my daughter is drinking!!!

~ le red haired mom looking daughters purse

cigarette box found!

oh no! my daughter is smoking!!!

~ le blonde mom looking daughters purse

condoms found!

oh no! my daughter has a !!!!!
~ le brunette mom looking daughters purse

mini found!

oh no! my daughter is drinking!!!

~ le red haired mom looking daughters purse

cigarette box found!

oh no! my daughter is smoking!!!

~ le blonde mom looking daughters purse

condoms found!

oh no! my daughter has a !!!!!


Meme,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  
    
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get it started.

He asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished?

The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, its a tiger.

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea, and then.. he sighed, well put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.


Stupid Woman Jokes,  Funny Joke List,  Best Blonde Joke Ever  
    
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i think my husband is having an affair...

i suld buy a handgun, just in case! 

*when she comes back me

baby please don't sot yourself!

shut up... you're next!
i think my husband is having an affair...

i suld buy a handgun, just in case!

*when she comes back me

baby please don't sot yourself!

shut up... you're next!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Cheating,  
    
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hey blondie. i saw your pin number at the atm. 

hah! oh, really? i doubt it. what is it? 

1234

wrong! its 5634

thanks. i have your credit card, btw

pfft. you need my pin number to use it.
hey blondie. i saw your pin number at the atm.

hah! oh, really? i doubt it. what is it?

1234

wrong! its 5634

thanks. i have your credit card, btw

pfft. you need my pin number to use it.


Funny Jokes,  Fail Text Messages,  
    
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"Behind every great man stands a woman"

"Men are the cause of all the world's problems"
"Behind every great man stands a woman"

"Men are the cause of all the world's problems"


Men Suck Jokes,  Dumb Blonde,  Dumb Memes,  
    
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