Dumb Blondes Jokes

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Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom
Omg a flat tire!

Completely? No, just on the bottom


Memes,  Flat Tire Jokes,  
    
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why dont blondes talk during sex?

their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.
why dont blondes talk during sex?

their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Stranger Jokes,  
    
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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write flip on both sides of a sheet of paper.
How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write flip on both sides of a sheet of paper.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Paper Jokes,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

--A wind tunnel!
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

--A wind tunnel!


Ear Puns,  Funny Blonde Jokes Clean,  Rude Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Dumb blond moments
Dumb blond moments

Memes,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  
    
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A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash. 

The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child. 

The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark. 

A Blonde. 

The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home. 

The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read

How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.

The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child.

The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark.

A Blonde.

The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home.

The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read

How could you do this to a fellow blonde?


Funny Jokes,  Blond Jokes,  Kidnap Jokes,  
    
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"Why, how sweet of you! A ticket to what?"
"Why, how sweet of you! A ticket to what?"

Funny Jokes,  Police Funny,  
    
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Could you call the elevator for me, please?

Elevator! Elevator!

Not like that, use your finger!

Elevator! Elevator!
Could you call the elevator for me, please?

Elevator! Elevator!

Not like that, use your finger!

Elevator! Elevator!


Funny Blonde Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  Funny Comics,  
    
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The instructions were to bring two photos on a CD...
The instructions were to bring two photos on a CD...

Good Dumb Jokes,  Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes  
    
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Blondes

You can invest in a college education for them but you can't guarantee that they'll come home any smarter
Blondes

You can invest in a college education for them but you can't guarantee that they'll come home any smarter


Jokes About Blondes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  Investment Jokes  
    
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A blonde was driving down a street under the scorching sun. She had an important meeting and when she reached the building where the meeting was going to be held, she discovered that there was no vacant space to park her car.

Desperate and confused, she looked up and said, God, take pity on me and find me a parking place. If you do so, I will visit the church daily, donate half of my this months salary and give up alcohol for the rest of my life.

Miraculously, an empty parking place appeared out of nowhere in front of the blonde. The blonde pleased by the discovery, looked up and said, Nevermind, I found one myself!


Parking Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  God Jokes  
    
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Did you hear about the two blond thieves that stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months.


Funny Blond Jokes,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  Jokes About Blondes,  
    
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Blondes have more fun because they are easier to amuse.

Jokes About Blondes,  Blondes Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Blondes,  
    
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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"

The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."


Hilarious Sister Jokes,  Funny Nun Jokes,  Stupid Blonde Jokes,  
    
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