Dumb Husband Jokes

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Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Resonder: No ths is her husband.
Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Resonder: No ths is her husband.


Funny Jokes,  Dumb Humor,  
    
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my wife isn't thrilled 

about my new game
my wife isn't thrilled

about my new game


Memes,  Peeing Jokes,  Rotfl,  
    
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Husband returned from office and wife drew a breath of relief: Thank Lord. Good that you are safe and sound.

Husband: Why, whats wrong?

Wife: A few persons were talking near our window that a dumb looking man got crushed under a car.


Best Office Jokes,  Good Office Jokes,  
    
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told him i was pregnant with twins 

he named them first and repost
told him i was pregnant with twins

he named them first and repost


Funny Name Jokes,  Pregnant Wife Jokes,  
    
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i told him i was pregnant 

he said, "better reload my last save"
i told him i was pregnant

he said, "better reload my last save"


Pregnant Wife Jokes,  Internet Husband Meme,  
    
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And then the fight started....


And Then The Fight Started Jokes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.


Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Name Jokes,  
    
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My wife is such a racist...she won't let me date black girls.

Funny Husband Jokes,  Interracial Dating Jokes,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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but ma'am you said your marriage is full of sex and laugh, so why the divorce?

yes, i said so. but he gets the sex and i get the laugh !
but ma'am you said your marriage is full of sex and laugh, so why the divorce?

yes, i said so. but he gets the sex and i get the laugh !


Divorce Humor,  Insult Humor,  
    
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you suck, hamilton! and your wife sucks my diiiiick!

hi hun! w was the game?

w was that diiiick!?
you suck, hamilton! and your wife sucks my diiiiick!

hi hun! w was the game?

w was that diiiick!?


Baseball Puns,  Stupid Husband Jokes  
    
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I don't know... would you like to speak to the person who makes up my mind for me?
I don't know... would you like to speak to the person who makes up my mind for me?

Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  Man And Wife Jokes  
    
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"it's nothing, numb-nuts... go back to sleep."
"it's nothing, numb-nuts... go back to sleep."

Orgasm Jokes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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never tell a woman that she looks better than her sister naked.
never tell a woman that she looks better than her sister naked.

Naked Jokes,  Sister In Law Jokes,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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come on darling ..it was your idea to play some games and try out some toys in the bedroom ...
come on darling ..it was your idea to play some games and try out some toys in the bedroom ...

Toy Jokes,  Bed And Bedroom Jokes,  Adult Puns  
    
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John, the pacifiers are for her.
John, the pacifiers are for her.

Lazy Husband Jokes,  Wife Humor  
    
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