Dying Jokes

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i didn't know this was a ing contest.
i didn't know this was a ing contest.

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when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, "
when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, "

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doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath]  he's good
doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath] he's good


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*Doesn't get a reply within 1 minute*

Me:
*Doesn't get a reply within 1 minute*

Me:


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And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.
And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.

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Doctor: Looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you
Doctor: Looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you


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This is how I wanna die
This is how I wanna die

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When you're about to die but BestBuy has a sale on TVs
When you're about to die but BestBuy has a sale on TVs

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When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever
When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever

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Me: Give it to me straight doc

Doc: You-

Me: No wait, give it to me gay

Doc: *Snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying
Me: Give it to me straight doc

Doc: You-

Me: No wait, give it to me gay

Doc: *Snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying


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When your nana gonna die tonight but you gotta rep the black
When your nana gonna die tonight but you gotta rep the black

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When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home...
When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home...

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When your opponent is dying and you're trying not to tweet about it
When your opponent is dying and you're trying not to tweet about it

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"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"
"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"

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Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9
Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9


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