Dying Jokes

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I want somebody to stand up at my funeral and say "She didn't even like y'all"
I want somebody to stand up at my funeral and say "She didn't even like y'all"

Memes,  Funeral Jokes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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You: I got a headache.

WebMD: It's gonna be your last one.
You: I got a headache.

WebMD: It's gonna be your last one.


Memes,  Headache Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Why every time somebody die y'all think they in a better place like wtf

So hell just empty huh
Why every time somebody die y'all think they in a better place like wtf

So hell just empty huh


Memes,  Heaven And Hell Jokes,  Death Jokes,  
    
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Might stick a fork in an outlet and call it a day
Might stick a fork in an outlet and call it a day

Memes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  
    
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This is how you eat ice cream though..

Move the bowl please
This is how you eat ice cream though..

Move the bowl please


Memes,  Ice Cream Joke,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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People who stay up late are more likely to die early

Finally some good news
People who stay up late are more likely to die early

Finally some good news


Memes,  Insomnia Meme,  
    
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might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my  rn
might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my rn

Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Funny Suicidal Thoughts,  
    
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Me arriving in heaven after everyone thought I was going to hell
Me arriving in heaven after everyone thought I was going to hell

Memes,  Rihanna Funny,  Heaven And Hell Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hi do you take walk-ins

Cremator: what
Me: Hi do you take walk-ins

Cremator: what


Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What
Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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"ay fam yo son keeps on tryin me like i'm a  or sum"
"ay fam yo son keeps on tryin me like i'm a or sum"

Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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It's so sad how today's generation of kids don't even go outside anymore bc they're addicted to smartphones. What happened to the days when kids actually left the house to gather wild plants or do agonizing manual labor in textile mills until they died of scarlet fever at age 13
It's so sad how today's generation of kids don't even go outside anymore bc they're addicted to smartphones. What happened to the days when kids actually left the house to gather wild plants or do agonizing manual labor in textile mills until they died of scarlet fever at age 13

Memes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Ruined Childhood,  
    
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when you start thinking about your death and all the ed up  they gonna find in your pne
when you start thinking about your death and all the ed up they gonna find in your pne

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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When you text your friend saying "I wanna die", but instead of them trying to make you feel better they reply "same"
When you text your friend saying "I wanna die", but instead of them trying to make you feel better they reply "same"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you're about to die of alcohol poisoning but you hear your friend say "Who wants another shot"
When you're about to die of alcohol poisoning but you hear your friend say "Who wants another shot"

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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