Dying Jokes

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Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What
Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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"ay fam yo son keeps on tryin me like i'm a  or sum"
"ay fam yo son keeps on tryin me like i'm a or sum"

Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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It's so sad how today's generation of kids don't even go outside anymore bc they're addicted to smartphones. What happened to the days when kids actually left the house to gather wild plants or do agonizing manual labor in textile mills until they died of scarlet fever at age 13
It's so sad how today's generation of kids don't even go outside anymore bc they're addicted to smartphones. What happened to the days when kids actually left the house to gather wild plants or do agonizing manual labor in textile mills until they died of scarlet fever at age 13

Memes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Ruined Childhood,  
    
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when you start thinking about your death and all the ed up  they gonna find in your pne
when you start thinking about your death and all the ed up they gonna find in your pne

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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When you text your friend saying "I wanna die", but instead of them trying to make you feel better they reply "same"
When you text your friend saying "I wanna die", but instead of them trying to make you feel better they reply "same"

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you're about to die of alcohol poisoning but you hear your friend say "Who wants another shot"
When you're about to die of alcohol poisoning but you hear your friend say "Who wants another shot"

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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Me: I love my life so much

Friend: Didn't you say you wanted to die a few days ago?

Me:
Me: I love my life so much

Friend: Didn't you say you wanted to die a few days ago?

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Memes About Life,  
    
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11 police dogs have died of heat exhaustion this summer
11 police dogs have died of heat exhaustion this summer

Memes,  Summer Heat Jokes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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"Girl u need to stop asking to diet gets really annoying I'm a busy person
"Girl u need to stop asking to diet gets really annoying I'm a busy person

Memes,  White Girl Humor,  
    
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when your friend starts driving irresponsibly and you just accept the fact that you're going to die
when your friend starts driving irresponsibly and you just accept the fact that you're going to die

Memes,  Friend Jokes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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the hardest part of using healing crystals is dying when they don't ing work
the hardest part of using healing crystals is dying when they don't ing work

Memes,  Funny Health Facts,  
    
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i didn't know this was a ing contest.
i didn't know this was a ing contest.

Memes,  Advertising Jokes,  Offensive Christian Jokes,  
    
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when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, "
when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, "

Memes,  Jokes About Haters,  
    
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doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath]  he's good
doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath] he's good


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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*Doesn't get a reply within 1 minute*

Me:
*Doesn't get a reply within 1 minute*

Me:


Memes,  Funny Google Search,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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