Dying Jokes

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Me: I love my life so much

Friend: Didn't you say you wanted to die a few days ago?

Me:
Me: I love my life so much

Friend: Didn't you say you wanted to die a few days ago?

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Memes About Life,  
    
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11 police dogs have died of heat exhaustion this summer
11 police dogs have died of heat exhaustion this summer

Memes,  Summer Heat Jokes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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"Girl u need to stop asking to diet gets really annoying I'm a busy person
"Girl u need to stop asking to diet gets really annoying I'm a busy person

Memes,  White Girl Humor,  
    
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when your friend starts driving irresponsibly and you just accept the fact that you're going to die
when your friend starts driving irresponsibly and you just accept the fact that you're going to die

Memes,  Friend Jokes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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the hardest part of using healing crystals is dying when they don't ing work
the hardest part of using healing crystals is dying when they don't ing work

Memes,  Funny Health Facts,  
    
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i didn't know this was a ing contest.
i didn't know this was a ing contest.

Memes,  Advertising Jokes,  Offensive Christian Jokes,  
    
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when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, "
when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, "

Memes,  Jokes About Haters,  
    
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doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath]  he's good
doctor: dyingpersonsayswhat

me: huh

doctor: [under breath] he's good


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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*Doesn't get a reply within 1 minute*

Me:
*Doesn't get a reply within 1 minute*

Me:


Memes,  Funny Google Search,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.
And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.

Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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Doctor: Looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you
Doctor: Looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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This is how I wanna die
This is how I wanna die

Memes,  Donut Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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When you're about to die but BestBuy has a sale on TVs
When you're about to die but BestBuy has a sale on TVs

Memes,  Best Buy Jokes,  
    
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When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever
When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Party Humor,  
    
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Me: Give it to me straight doc

Doc: You-

Me: No wait, give it to me gay

Doc: *Snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying
Me: Give it to me straight doc

Doc: You-

Me: No wait, give it to me gay

Doc: *Snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Funny Gay Sayings,  
    
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