Dying Jokes

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When you're about to die but BestBuy has a sale on TVs
When you're about to die but BestBuy has a sale on TVs

Memes,  Best Buy Jokes,  
    
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When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever
When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Party Humor,  
    
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Me: Give it to me straight doc

Doc: You-

Me: No wait, give it to me gay

Doc: *Snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying
Me: Give it to me straight doc

Doc: You-

Me: No wait, give it to me gay

Doc: *Snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Funny Gay Sayings,  
    
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When your nana gonna die tonight but you gotta rep the black
When your nana gonna die tonight but you gotta rep the black

Memes,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home...
When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home...

Memes,  Nursing Home Jokes,  Jokes About Old People,  
    
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When your opponent is dying and you're trying not to tweet about it
When your opponent is dying and you're trying not to tweet about it

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Twitter,  Hillary Clinton Joke,  
    
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"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"
"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"

Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9
Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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Doctor: I'm sorry Stephen, but your-

Me: *you're

Doctor: Sorry, you're dying
Doctor: I'm sorry Stephen, but your-

Me: *you're

Doctor: Sorry, you're dying


Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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doctor: make sure she looks at memes twice daily

mom: and then she'll get better?

doctor: she'll definitely feel better until the cancer we just found kills her
doctor: make sure she looks at memes twice daily

mom: and then she'll get better?

doctor: she'll definitely feel better until the cancer we just found kills her


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  Cancer Memes,  
    
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Dr: What do you do for fun?

Me: I like to volunteer

Dr: Wow you have such a big heart

Me: It's the least I coul-

Dr: No like wow you're gonna die
Dr: What do you do for fun?

Me: I like to volunteer

Dr: Wow you have such a big heart

Me: It's the least I coul-

Dr: No like wow you're gonna die


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  Heart Jokes,  
    
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When your friend is already blacked out but you buy em another drink

If he dies. He dies.
When your friend is already blacked out but you buy em another drink

If he dies. He dies.


Memes,  Funny Friend Sayings,  Best Drinking Jokes,  
    
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Nurse: I'm sorry but you won't be getting your meds today.

Woman: Because you ran out?

Nurse. No because you're going to die.
Nurse: I'm sorry but you won't be getting your meds today.

Woman: Because you ran out?

Nurse. No because you're going to die.


Memes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  
    
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When you're playing Pokemon Go ad your phone vibrates but it's just your dad saying grandma died
When you're playing Pokemon Go ad your phone vibrates but it's just your dad saying grandma died

Memes,  Hide The Pain Harold,  
    
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Girl: Hey we should get dinner

Doc: Sure I just gotta tell a patient she's dying

Girl: I thought I was your last patient?

Doc: You are. Chinese sound good?
Girl: Hey we should get dinner

Doc: Sure I just gotta tell a patient she's dying

Girl: I thought I was your last patient?

Doc: You are. Chinese sound good?


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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