Earthquake Jokes

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Earthquake jokesIn case of Earthquake run for cover before Facebooking about it!

This Years Best Earthquake Jokes


In the past when an earthquake occurred people ran for cover hiding in a safe place protecting themselves. This day and age people immediately are taking to Twitter and Facebook to update their status before even getting protection! While yes it is indeed funny, who in their right mind is thinking about social media when a life threatening natural disaster is occurring. Our generation is screwed.

So with that being said, here's a list of funny earthquake jokes people have posted on social media gathered from our staff here at Kappit. Some are hilarious while others are dead wrong!

Q: What do cows produce during an earthquake?
A: Milkshake!

Q: Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti?
A: It caused $100 million worth of improvements!
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Yo Haiti, I'mma let you finish, but Chile had one of the biggest earthquakes of all time.
Yo Haiti, I'mma let you finish, but Chile had one of the biggest earthquakes of all time.

Haiti Jokes,  Chile Jokes,  
    
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The quake's magnitude was 

5 point one and two three
The quake's magnitude was

5 point one and two three


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Funny Short Facts,  
    
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Earthquake insurance

In Kansas?
Earthquake insurance

In Kansas?


Kansas Jokes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • There are approximately 8,000 Earthquakes a year
  • The deadliest earthquake ever struck January 23, 1556 in Shansi, China. Some 830,000 are estimated to have died.
  • In the last 4,000 years Earthquakes have caused approximately 13 million deaths.
  • The average Earthquake only lasts approximately one minute.
  • Earthquakes can set off volcanoes, as was the case in the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption and the Mount Etna eruption in 2002.
  • Nevada 5.4 earthquake

Try & rebuild
    Nevada 5.4 earthquake

    Try & rebuild


    Nevada Jokes,  Earthquake Meme,  
        
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     you neptune

and your earthquakes too
    you neptune

    and your earthquakes too


    Memes,  Neptune Jokes,  Spiderman Memes,  
        
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    Asians best at everything

Haiti earthquake, Japan earthquake. Compare
    Asians best at everything

    Haiti earthquake, Japan earthquake. Compare


    Memes,  Haiti Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
        
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    Office workers think they're so funny...

    Earthquake Detection Kit


    Funny Pictures,  Office Humor,  
        
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    An earthquake in Vermont

Aliens
    An earthquake in Vermont

    Aliens


    Memes,  Vermont State Jokes,  
        
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    It just occurred to me that Cracker Barrel is a death trap in the event of an earthquake...
    It just occurred to me that Cracker Barrel is a death trap in the event of an earthquake...

    Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
        
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    Seattle, If you wake up tomorrow to what feels like an earthquake

Don't worry it's all the "Fans" jumping off the bandwagon
    Seattle, If you wake up tomorrow to what feels like an earthquake

    Don't worry it's all the "Fans" jumping off the bandwagon


    Memes,  Bandwagon Jokes,  
        
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    One small earthquake and now everyone on Facebook is a seismologist....
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    One small earthquake and now everyone on Facebook is a seismologist....

    Funny Ecards,  Jokes About California,  
        
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    Where I wanna be during an earthquake
    Where I wanna be during an earthquake

    Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes Best,  
        
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    It was only a minor earthquake, but the etch-a-sketch gallery was ruined
    It was only a minor earthquake, but the etch-a-sketch gallery was ruined

    Funny Jokes,  Best One Liner Jokes,  Toy Fail,  
        
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    Was that an earthquake?

That my lad...

Was yo momma
    Was that an earthquake?

    That my lad...

    Was yo momma


    Funny Jokes,  Best Yo Mama Jokes,  
        
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    Timeline
    1960
    On May 22, 1960 a 9.5 Magnitude Earthquake struck chile. This is the largest Earthquake ever recorded.
    May. 22, On May 22, 1960 a 9.5 Magnitude Earthquake struck chile. This is the largest Earthquake ever recorded.




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