Eating Jokes

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When swimsuit season is only four months away, but Dominos is only 30 to 45 minutes away
When swimsuit season is only four months away, but Dominos is only 30 to 45 minutes away

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch
"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

Memes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

Memes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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The real ones know whatsup with these.

I was always scared to drink out of the straw bc I was afring someone didn't was it good enough
The real ones know whatsup with these.

I was always scared to drink out of the straw bc I was afring someone didn't was it good enough


Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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It's her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico.

See what happens when ya know what ya want to eat ?
It's her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico.

See what happens when ya know what ya want to eat ?


Memes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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This is how you eat ice cream though..

Move the bowl please
This is how you eat ice cream though..

Move the bowl please


Memes,  Ice Cream Joke,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Birdbox demons: Tale off your blind fold, we have tacos.!
Birdbox demons: Tale off your blind fold, we have tacos.!

Memes,  Bird Box Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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Why is this not on the menu at every restaurant?
Why is this not on the menu at every restaurant?

Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Babies really out here holding the same chip for like 3 hours
Babies really out here holding the same chip for like 3 hours

Memes,  Jokes About Babies,  Lays Chips Jokes,  
    
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I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story
I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story

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Lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want*

Stomach: *hurts*

Lactose intolerant ppl:
Lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want*

Stomach: *hurts*

Lactose intolerant ppl:


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Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?

I've swallowed worse warm fluids
Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?

I've swallowed worse warm fluids


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.
How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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