Eating Jokes

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my grandma dead just served my kids nuggets and fries in their ing kiddie pool this is why grandmas suld live forever
my grandma dead just served my kids nuggets and fries in their ing kiddie pool

this is why grandmas suld live forever

Memes,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".
One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".

Memes,  Memes,  
    
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This picture just got stuck to the roof of my mouth
This picture just got stuck to the roof of my mouth

Memes,  Sandwich Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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Has anyone else ordered the same thing at subway since they were 12 or is that just me?
Has anyone else ordered the same thing at subway since they were 12 or is that just me?

Memes,  Subway Jokes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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My stomach when I was 5:
My stomach when I was 5:

Memes,  5 Year Old Jokes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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My body waiting for me to finally eat my meal at 5 pm
My body waiting for me to finally eat my meal at 5 pm

Memes,  Simpsons Memes,  
    
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When swimsuit season is only four months away, but Dominos is only 30 to 45 minutes away
When swimsuit season is only four months away, but Dominos is only 30 to 45 minutes away

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch
"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

Memes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says "I'll have my usual" and the guy working says "I don't know who the hell you are."

Memes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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The real ones know whatsup with these. I was always scared to drink out of the straw bc I was afring someone didn't was it good enough
The real ones know whatsup with these.

I was always scared to drink out of the straw bc I was afring someone didn't was it good enough

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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It's her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico. See what happens when ya know what ya want to eat ?
It's her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico.

See what happens when ya know what ya want to eat ?

Memes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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This is how you eat ice cream though.. Move the bowl please
This is how you eat ice cream though..

Move the bowl please

Memes,  Ice Cream Joke,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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