Edward Cullen Jokes

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This is what movie heros looked like when I grew up...

....And this is what movie heros looked like when you grew up.

I would cry for you, but real men don't.
This is what movie heros looked like when I grew up...

....And this is what movie heros looked like when you grew up.

I would cry for you, but real men don't.


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This is what movie heroes looked like when I grew up...

...And this is what movie heroes looked like when you grew up.

I would cry for you, but real men don't.
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Luke Skywalker: This is what movie heroes looked like when I grew up...  ...And this is what movie heroes looked like when you grew up.  I would cry for you, but real men don't. 
This is what movie heroes looked like when I grew up...

...And this is what movie heroes looked like when you grew up.

I would cry for you, but real men don't.


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"Love story"
"Love story"

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if vampires can't be seen in a mirror

then w does edward make his hair so
if vampires can't be seen in a mirror

then w does edward make his hair so


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I'm grateful that Edward Cullen is a fictional character because if he were real he would've issued a restraining order against me by now
I'm grateful that Edward Cullen is a fictional character because if he were real he would've issued a restraining order against me by now

Funny Ecards,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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We should work out... Just in case Edward Cullen decides to bite us and we're stuck with these bodies forever.
We should work out... Just in case Edward Cullen decides to bite us and we're stuck with these bodies forever.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Workout Sayings,  
    
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Team Edward

(Except when Jacob is shirtless)
Team Edward

(Except when Jacob is shirtless)


Funny Jokes,  Twilight Humor,  
    
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Any time I even see a Volvo drive down the street I'm just like: 

Is that Edward?
Any time I even see a Volvo drive down the street I'm just like:

Is that Edward?


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If you don't go out in the sunlight, then why do you have sunglasses?

Shut up, Bella!
If you don't go out in the sunlight, then why do you have sunglasses?

Shut up, Bella!


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about three things i was absolutely positive. first, i loved twilight. second, i love edward and third, i'll never get over carlisle's dicapitated head.
about three things i was absolutely positive. first, i loved twilight. second, i love edward and third, i'll never get over carlisle's dicapitated head.

Funny Ecards,  Twilight Jokes,  Funny Movie Quote,  
    
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I'd rather die than stay away from you

She needs to sort out her priorities
I'd rather die than stay away from you

She needs to sort out her priorities


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 I feel guilty for assuming my boyfriend fully comprehends the unrealistic financial and romantic expectations set forth by men like Christian Grey and Edward Cullen.
I feel guilty for assuming my boyfriend fully comprehends the unrealistic financial and romantic expectations set forth by men like Christian Grey and Edward Cullen.

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even a shiny vampire cant 

control his wand infront of emma watson
even a shiny vampire cant

control his wand infront of emma watson


Funny Vampire Jokes,  Emma Watson Jokes,  Jokes With Pictures,  
    
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Q: How do you know that Edward Cullen is gay?

A: Blood isn't the only thing Edward Cullen sucks!


Great Gay Jokes,  Nasty Jokes,  Twilight Humor,  
    
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Q: Why can Bella give Edward Cullen blowjobs at night?

A: Edward's balls sparkle!


Short And Funny Jokes,  Twilight Jokes,  
    
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